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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Paper view television was not what I was expecting. Big paper fan over here, signing out

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. That ventriloquist's doll is a real dummy. I'm sorry, that's not politically correct. He's "mentally challenged".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Personally I prefer the French fairy tale Jacques and the Bean Stack. Frenchy weirdo sure stacks some beans.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. I love eating a big long sandwich with Shane MacGowan. Yes, the Hoagie Pougey's what it's all about.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. HORN on the fourth of july!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. This is the world's largest Pudding Party

    By Grandpa Jerry,
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  7. I think its time to get rid of my inhibitions and finally get vajazzled

    By Grandpa Jerry,
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  8. If you want to dip a dangler, drop your drawers and dunk away

    By Grandpa Jerry,
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  9. People always say time is relative so how come I never see him at the family reunions?

    By Fats McGassy,
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  10. hey guyz considering the day thats in it the "-orn on the 4th of July" gag is up for grabs

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. when i be reading catchphrases i be like:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. If all the world is indeed a stage, then where are going to put the audience?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Hey Margaret, are you there? It's me, Nongman.

    By Xandar1977,
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  14. Welcome to Interesting People, the show where we bang comedy.

    By FlynnGermain,
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  15. pensioned peasants penchant for presents presented prescient presence to the previous president

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Should I put on pants or take off my socks? Too late, I already came.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  17. This groovy goose has turned into a moody moose, and that's not what I signed up for.

    By fredsolo,
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  18. Pee-Pee, Poo-Poo, I am Scott Auckerman and I like the smell of excrement!

    By Skooks,   
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  19. Obama may have turned the frogs gay with chemicals, but you wont believe what he's done to Lassie! Tonight at eleven

    By Skooks,
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  20. In a world of peaches don't ask for applesauce!

    By Skooks,   
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  21. My mama always said "life was like a box of chocolates", but mama also said knock you out, so help yourself to a truffle and brace for impact

    By Fats McGassy,
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  22. Our gefilte fish is beyond reproach. Accordingly, your refund will be limited to the cost of the garnish.

    By TheFakeHatfield,
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  23. They say that life tastes better with KFC, but I say mixing your cereal with fried chicken is borderline insanity.

    By Fats McGassy,
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  24. A full English breakfast is good, but a Full obstetrician breakfast, consisting of a placenta omelette with low fat foreskin imitation bacon, is to di

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  25. The LifeAlert FAQ page is a comedy gold mine

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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