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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My therapist quit after I told him my favorite Roddy McDowall movie was A Bug's Life

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  2. If you don't scoot-scoot in that zoot suit, we're gonna be late to the flute shoot!

    By U.S. Boner Patrol,
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  3. Madam's Pizza Delivery, if we aren't there in 30 stinkers, your pizza's on us!

    By U.S. Boner Patrol,
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  4. We got in on the ground floor, but the elevator went to Satan's anus

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  5. Where the Burgermeister's hairdo makes Uncle Doris retch

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  6. C is for comedy, O is for omedy, M is for medy, E is for edy, D is for dy, and Y? Because we like you.

    By yonezo,   
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  7. Banana's foster child birth CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN! Banana's foster hatred.

    By splashman,
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  8. "It's a stale, mate!" said Australian Mario after tying for first place in an old potato chip eating contest

    By splashman,
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  9. The third earliest bird gets the worm if he kills two birds with one stone

    By splashman,
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  10. She sold seashells down by seashore until city hall issued a cease and desist order so now she turns tricks down by the trailer town

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. With a moo moo here and an oink oink there and a hump hump here and a squish squish there and an ohhh god here STOP THAT! It’s not that kind of show

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. You can catch more flies with shit than honey—but if you’re using shit to catch flies, your issues go far beyond flying insects

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. mistakin a basin a snakes in fake skin fer a bucket a knuck fuckin flakes in a bake-tin's great if all's thats at stake is the late win

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Shout out to refrigerators for keeping my underpants cold

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  15. Nobody gives a SHIT about your tickets to Hamilton

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  16. Like a virgin? I thought you were a virgin. Check please!

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  17. I kissed a John Ford and I liked it.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. 50% of Italian wedding soups end in Italian divorce soups

    By Tubastank,
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  19. What's all the hub-bub? It's just a little chub rub!

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  20. When you silently fart, and break her heart.. Remember to blame it on the dog!

    By Bigsmak,
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  21. If being naked is your birthday suit, then foreskin must be your birthday Chinese finger trap.

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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  22. you big babys!!! It's prostitute time!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. America has gotten good and drunk again and is sitting on the dock pooping Florida into the ocean. Florida is America's poop.

    By ieatpants,
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  24. Quicksand. Slowhand. Fast cars and dive bars. I'm sorry about your wife Senator but she shouldn't have been juggling those chainsaws to begin with.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Time to say your goodbyes. The van is here. You can collect your testicles on the way out.

    By SideofMcG,
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