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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Man's best Friend? Gonna have to go with Chandler.

    By Tubastank,
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    • 375 views

  2. A diaper is an ancient and powerful tool.

    By jaredthedestroyer,
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    • 222 views

  3. Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit - I get hemorrhoids either way though.

    By Benny,
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  4. We've all gambled on a fart and lost, but when I gamble on a shit I win the big bucks every time.

    By Benny,
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    • 536 views

  5. Welcome to the ComedyBangBang podcast, I'm Scott Aukerman: current host of Carnival Eats on foodnetwork, former host of ComedyBangBang on IFC.

    By TheAnonanusMan,
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  6. There's no better feeling than truckin' in to Coxsackie by way of Mianus with a full load of tainted meat.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  7. Fun fact: sperm whales got their name because they are 90% semen. A very on-the-nose name, if you will, and I think you will.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. My favorite beetle has always been dung.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 336 views

  9. Hey, why don't you go F yourself, G!

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  10. When it comes to choosing Jimmy's shoes, Jimmy chooses Jimmy Choos.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. As we say goodbye to Dads and Grads remember this: American Independence was won in a month called JEW LIE. If you think America is free think again.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 464 views

  12. And on that day, the headline read "HENRY KISSINGER KISS INJURED: FRENCH KISS GETS TOO GERMAN"

    By Andy_futureboy,
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  13. rippin loud fart The vibration of my sphincter scratches my itch

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  14. What's up Boss Hog?

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  15. Gee, Ireland: you're a GIRL

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Can you drive a car by sticking your feet through a hole in the floor, asking for a Fred.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Percocets, molly, percocets. Percocets, molly, percocets. This job as a drug dealer's assistant is much more boring than I imagined.

    By CrackJammer,
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  18. I just jerked off a bunch of birds and... boy are my arms tired.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  19. PetSmart and HomeSense recently announced plans to merge. "I'm sorry, but your dog isn't going to live, laugh, love through the night."

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  20. "Titty Bar" is Australian for Teddy Bear.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  21. Excuse me, I have to feed The Meter. That's my snake's nickname. He's exactly one meter long and he eats hamsters.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 353 views

  22. Everyone's so impressed that Eric Clapton used to practice guitar until his fingers bled, but he just has really naturally bleedy fingers.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  23. It's my dream to one day perform at the Penthouse Forum. It's a swanky venue, right?

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 289 views

  24. I'm not a Sugar Daddy. I'm a Muppet Daddy, because I like to spoil Muppet Babies.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 241 views

  25. You say you prefer subtlety? Well, my dear, I guess you haven't witnessed a Jon Hamm commando stroll.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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