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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Beware The Scorpion, my son: for his is a real cautionary tail

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Stroke it, Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast. Ok, stroke fast. Whatever it takes to get you out of my office.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 424 views

  3. This must be a HOT mic, because I'm stroking it.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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    • 409 views

  4. If people are more of what they hide then what they show, then I'm drunk.

    By Charcoal City,
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  5. I scream, you scream. We all scream for fair and equal treatment under the law.

    By Charcoal City,
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    • 566 views

  6. Good morning class. I am your substitute teacher, Ms. NewBooty. I demand your attention and respect no matter butt.

    By Charcoal City,
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    • 550 views

  7. One man's trash is another man's treasure, so be careful when cleaning out the office fridge

    By JoeJaffa,
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    • 336 views

  8. How much Comedy could a Comedy Bang Bang Bang Bang, If a Comedy Bang Bang could Bang Bang Comedy?

    By JoeJaffa,
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  9. Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, Hachishakusama! Daylight come and me wanna po, po, po....

    By Charcoal City,
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    • 609 views

  10. One man's trash is another man's treasure, by be careful when cleaning out the office fridge

    By JoeJaffa,
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    • 321 views

  11. You say tomato. I say tomahto. Let’s call Merriam Webster and get to the bottom of this.

    By Put me in coach,
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    • 364 views

  12. Please no Slaughterhouse Five spoilers, I haven't read Slaughterhouses one through four.

    By Put me in coach,
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  13. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise, but it's hell on his social life

    By JoeJaffa,
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  14. It takes one to know one, but it only takes one to know two. Hypocracy, much?

    By JoeJaffa,
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  15. some men's diarrhea's better than udders

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. when knuck fuckin Uncle Buck in a junk filled truck a young Bill Burr comes quick unstuck

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Without further ado, it's time to name your Monster's Ball King. And the winner is...Frankenstein's Monster! Get your green ass up here, boy!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. Feed a man for a day and he will thank you, punch him in the mouth and usually, he's a little bit annoyed!

    By Bigsmak,
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  19. If Eddie Murphy can voice a donkey, then you KNOW he's propositioned one for sex.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. There are several ways to compose a successful Comedy Bang Bang catchphrase, and this is not one of them.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while Steven Wright was a suspect.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Eenie meenie miny Moe, Larry, Curly, Corny / Catch a tiger by has balls and ask him if he's horny

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Quick heads up: Turns out if you're donating blood, they're pretty insistent it's not someone else's.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. One for the money, six for the show, twelve to get ready, and twenty seven for not knowing how to count

    By JoeJaffa,
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    • 385 views

  25. Sorry I'm late, I was out of untimely references and had to run to S-Town for more

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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