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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Bible? Never heard of it.

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  2. In order to dismantle his mantle, I mantled his mantel while in my mantle just beneath the earths mantle.

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  3. It takes two to tango, but it takes the number of guests on the show, plus Scott, to fill the Plug Bag

    By JoeJaffa,
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  4. To walk a mile in one's shoes, first you must drive their kids' carpool

    By JoeJaffa,
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  5. Drip drip drop drop daddys got that hot spot, drip drip drop drop stop pouring water on me you can not have my wifi password

    By JCFORTY,
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  6. My friend the sparrow / met a crow and a hawk / they laced up their shoes / and took a long walk.

    By slowestjogger,
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  7. I don't want to attach labels when describing people, but this new label-maker has some really cool sticker options!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. This is not a pipe. That's not a knife. This is a catchphrase. These are their stories.

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  9. There's just one more thing... You may talk the talk, but you can't balk Peter Falk.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  10. Everyone you know and love will be dead some day. For some of you, that day is today.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  11. I know a lesbian who drives the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. I call her Dick Van Dyke. Welcome to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  12. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't fly too close to the sun

    By JoeJaffa,
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  13. I'm Scotty Auk and I'm more than just talk

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  14. Hey Bingo, wanna lay off the pot banging, I'm trying to catch my dinner over here

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  15. Takin' dumps and pumpin' chumps, this is Hardball.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I've come here to lick ass and misquote They Live and I'm halfway there.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Splish, splash, I was fistin' Boss Nass.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Momma always said if you can't say something nice then don't get out of bed, you are a worthless piece of human garbage & shouldn't be seen in public

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Poke-hontas taught the English settlers that fish could indeed be eaten raw

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Like peanut butter on a horse's lips, you really move me

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Jimmy cracked corn? Jimmy hardly knew corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. James fractured maize, but the fact that I was not personally invested in his endeavor prevented me from empathizing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. You can lead Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Meryl Streep on the streets, Meryl Streep in the sheets. I love Meryl Streep.

    By AlexDale,
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  25. Nickelback's pickleback got a little paddiwacked and snoop dog got a boner

    By St.Krebs,
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