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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 21 Pilots!? That's just too many pens my dude.

    By fakey51,
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    • 390 views

  2. If I could wear a court-ordered GPS locator on my ankle I'd never leave the house.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 345 views

  3. Well, if I'd had my way, I wouldn't have spent this weekend scraping lamb's blood out of my hammock, would I, Sharon?

    By Pablovich,
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    • 237 views

  4. I've got 99 problems and...oh. Make that 100. I have herpes.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 331 views

  5. It’s not the corn you heart, it’s the corn you shart

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I’ll take Things Jimmy Cracked for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 303 views

  7. You used to call me on my cell phone...now you just send me dick pics that I didn't ask for.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 365 views

  8. Think of the dolphins /our friends in the sea / So ill-equipped / for climbing a tree.

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. What'll it be Spike Lee? A table for two Albert Camus? Mind your step Johnny Depp! What's that? You're name's Denzel What-ington? Never heard of him

    By ratpack,
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    • 460 views

  10. If I had my way, there'd be a carnation in every buttonhole.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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    • 276 views

  11. She praised the poise of my pose in prose.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 380 views

  12. Once a upon a TIME magazine cover there was a picture of a baby dressed as Einstein.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 370 views

  13. Al Dente, my dentist, says I should cook my spaghetti softer.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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    • 492 views

  14. I'm back, in black, and sweating my balls off due to such an impractical fashion choice.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 312 views

  15. First - in lust. Second - in love. Third - incognito mode 'cause the first two ain't doing it no more.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 325 views

  16. If my penis falls in the forest and no one's around to touch it, do I still cum way too early?

    By NotJoshHillinger,
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    • 204 views

  17. Birthdays are like buttholes, everyone is disappointed with mine.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 305 views

  18. Take a peep peep before you sleep sleep in the deep deep dark recesses of your mind's eye.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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    • 500 views

  19. Grapes, Vapes or Apes: Nobody rides for less than $3.50/hr.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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    • 485 views

  20. Open wide! It's time for nutrient powder!

    By siltfilter,
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    • 256 views

  21. No Glove No Love, so Shove my Turtledove, ya doink

    By Hobo Grammar,
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  22. You can take Jon to the loo, you can take Lou to the john, but can someone take me to my dentist appointment?

    By jonnyboylew,
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  23. Ad one sing it Reggie catchphrase monologue insert characters ad two ad three entrepreneur rap rap rap would you rather plugs go here byeeee

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 447 views

  24. While Sir Mix-A-Lot and George Washington both cannot tell a lie, they differ widely on their opinions of appropriate butt sizes.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. Caught a glimpse of Ramon as we piled onto the chopper. He was thinking about that pre-war talkie Bridget Jones's Diary again. I could always tell.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 312 views
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