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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I see here under special skills you've listed autofellatio, well I'm also a bit of a gear head!

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. The only way I could disappoint my parents even more after my PhD was by getting into podcasting

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  3. They call me MODOC: Mental Organism Designed Only for Comedy

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  4. Pursuant to the neighborhood association, I will no longer store wet hot trash in my garage

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  5. *clasps hand over mouth*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Still waters run deep, Muddy Waters runs cheap. All Blues albums 40% off with coupon.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. I'm very squeamish around deep wounds. Hashtag gash gag.

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Funny how members of the so-called "Greatest Generation" can't even beat me at arm wrestling.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. 2 Chainz or not 2 Chainz? That is the questchainz.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Rudeboy rudeboy stick out your tongue, rudeboy rudeboy spit out that gum!

    By JCFORTY,
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  11. Did you ever think "what if eyes AREN'T windows to the soul?"

    By siltfilter,
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  12. We aren't here to blow your mind... just your cover.

    By siltfilter,
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  13. Drone-delivered phone-sex worker's foamy aroma in a cone. Stay home and hone your phone sex-worker moan in cone cologne.

    By siltfilter,
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  14. My goat? She good goat!

    By siltfilter,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Wang Slang, peckerwoods.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Ghostbuster? I barely Zuul her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Just when you thought you'd looked for love in ALL the wrong places...

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Well churn my butter and call me Mildred! If this isn't the best little podcast west of the Mississippi.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. Me, I'm more of an early riser. Because I appeared in Diner, Beverly Hills Cop and Aliens.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. If the family really mattered they wouldn't need Urkel on the show so much.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. I'm an open book. Unfortunately that book is open to some pretty erotic, pretty graphic McdonaldLand fan fiction.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Well now who's going to verb all of these nouns?

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  23. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you'll begin to cry because of that stye. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

    By intheglasshole,
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  24. What Papa John and John Popper did to the ZZ Topper with a corn popper brought Cyndi Lauper to tears.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  25. My super power is the ability to varnish into thin air. I'm MinWax Man!

    By SideofMcG,
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