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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Being selfish is just being elfish all by yourself

    By PJ_Hawkiss,
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  2. Did you know the Cyndi Lauper song “She Bop” was about masturbation? So was the song “Strokin’ My Own Penis Until I Cum.”

    By PJ_Hawkiss,
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  3. Remember that show “Caroline in The City”? Whatever happened to remembering shows?

    By PJ_Hawkiss,
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  4. We're talkin bang on Comedy Tang Tang. Oops, a Freudian Nip Slip!

    By JewpaclikeTupac,
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  5. JewpaclikeTupac

    By JewpaclikeTupac,
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  6. A woman looked on as a throng of Megalodons armed with mega-long dongs overtook Orwell's Animal Farm

    By Cups of Spaghetti,   
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  7. The Dark Knight was good but the original Batman was the best... Rest In Power Adam West

    By BrianMurrayNotBillMurray,
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  8. It takes two to tango but only one to pull the plug on grandma

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  9. The first step is the hardest, especially after I lost my leg to diabetes

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  10. Sure, Misery loves Three's Company, but why is Kathy Bates flirting with Norman Fell?

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  11. Remember, my love, absence makes the dick grow harder

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  12. Smother me with love. Or a pillow or a glove. Just end my miserable life, please.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Dial down the drama llama, it's a dial-up pyjama scama.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear - they're also behind you dummy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Your pig isn't sick Sir, that's simply how he's supposed to taste.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I not sure about your parrot, sir. It seems to me that Polly prefers only white people.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  17. "Mmmm ...pie!! pie!!" : inna pattie man's head

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. sure as pup follows mutt and lamby mammy; muh poop's gut a shadow 'n' it's smellin' kinda hammy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. echo hommo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Put down your e-meters because the only psychotherapy you'll need starts with "yes, and"!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Lend me your ears, but keep the corn to yourself.

    By Wirter,
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  22. Those don't look like any pants *I've* ever seen.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  23. Wake up, ma! It's time to shave the goats.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  24. Seems to me you lived your life like a candle in a candle store, r.i.p. you predictable p.o.s.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Blood, BBQ sauce, grease, semen...the dirty church in town has all kinds of stained glass.

    By Mister Malaka,
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