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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Corpses with great looking teeth are the ultimate consolation prize. Thanks fluoride in tap water!

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got w

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Let’s all just go ahead and agree that when the orange one gets impeacherated, the new one will be known as President Pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. On today’s ep—is Jimothy Cornpants the illegitimate child of The Scarecrow and Mrs. Greenjeans? Stay tuned to find out!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. You can lead a horse to water or you can write it into a bad sitcom about two waitresses—how the hell does that last six seasons? Boobs, that’s how.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Even when I have to stoop to shtup, I refuse to implore that whore who's a bore and lives on my floor.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Ear plugs, hair plugs and butt plugs. Oh my!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. I'm Creepin on ah Come Up when I stroke my boner in harmony with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Float like a butterfly, Sting is a creep

    By AlexDale,
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  10. If I do the fandango, promise me you'll stop calling me scaramouche

    By AlexDale,
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  11. Make like a tree and bark up the wrong yourself

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  12. My new album dropped today. It's titled "Social Anxiety", and I'm not telling anybody what well I dropped it down.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. That's when I grab my wing knife. We cannot abide another flying angel infestation.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Quick! There's a new "Whopper Per Plopper" deal down at the Burger King bathroom.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  15. I think I spent the dog food money, but he'll love the cat food.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  16. Most people are not okay, but their taking their bloodwork elsewhere cause this hospital is sketchy.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  17. Little Jack Horner sat in a corner suffering from severe intestinal distress caused by eating produce without washing his disgusting thumb beforehand

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. You know what they always say..."What good is a horse farmer if he's not in a universe that allows sentient creatures to be grown in fields?"

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. It hurts when Hertz's his and her's hearses are out of stock, but if adjusting my budget lets me rent from Budget, I'd budge it.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  20. If ifs and buts were fruits and nuts we'd all have a happy Father's Day. Brought to you by the California Fruit & Nut Farmers Association.

    By MississippiMud,
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  21. In Soviet Russia, catchphrases suck at writing me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. deluded knob goblin is as deluded knob goblin does

    By KrangkaDelic,   
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  23. At the post office / I met the love of my life / get stamps.com / stay away from my wife.

    By slowestjogger,
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  24. "Deep in the throes" nobody knows, is an Old English Phrase meaning "This Fucking Blows"

    By noseDog,
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  25. I fought the law and through a drawn out court case featuring several celebrity guest witnesses, the law won.

    By Frenchfries,
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