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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. New Pick-Up Line

    By OldManandtheSeesCandies,
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    • 359 views

  2. I've forgotten my password!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 500 views

  3. Maize-flavoured Capri Sun? ‘Tis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 310 views

  4. She’s a dog in the streets and a log in the sheets. And by that I mean she’s a werewolf that shits the bed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 303 views

  5. Tragedy equals Comedy plus Bang plus Bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 285 views

  6. That's me in the corner, aggressively asking Michael Stipe to sign my man-tits.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 320 views

  7. You aren't the reason your mother and I are getting divorced but your sister is.

    By KAys4Days,
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    • 235 views

  8. It's the show where we talk to interesting people

    By SteveH,
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    • 1131 views

  9. Aggressively supporting Trump is not Scott Baio's greatest sin. Remember Joanie Loves Chachi?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 395 views

  10. I recently went speed dating and now I'm in a relationship with Sandra Bullock on a bus that won't stop

    By AlexDale,
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    • 492 views

  11. Uncle, Father, Chicken Mother, Cousin, Sister, Almond Brothers

    By sodapopcat,
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    • 562 views

  12. I can't be totally sure but I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is that she wears lacy underwear

    By AlexDale,
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    • 379 views

  13. I'm wearing the Fonz's onesie for funsies and a typical two-piece toupee

    By AlexDale,
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    • 457 views

  14. People should stop using words they don't understand, it just sounds so umbilical

    By AlexDale,
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    • 383 views

  15. I got the music in me. I got the music in me. I got the music in me. Seriously the music is in me. Its in my veins. Oh god it burns. Help me please.

    By parmarama,
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    • 205 views

  16. Take a look at my girlfriend / She looks like Kurt Vonnegut

    By AlexDale,
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    • 454 views

  17. It's sad being the fat man protecting his food from a flock of seagulls, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By sodapopcat,
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    • 626 views

  18. Turn this beat around / it's facing the wrong way again / it should be facing there / it's facing over here

    By AlexDale,
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    • 395 views

  19. If you can hear this, you're too close to your coworker's headphones

    By AlexDale,
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    • 347 views

  20. Hey mom! We are out of fruit roll ups.

    By ChuckWilkis,
    • 0 replies
    • 220 views

  21. Regardless of how we all feel, at the end of the day, it's going to be 11:59 PM.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 305 views

  22. Are you there god? Its me, the person you keep calling and breathing all creepy at. Didn't think I'd find out with your nasty ass, did you?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 304 views

  23. treat everyday like it's your ass

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 383 views

  24. Alone in the elevator, with the doors starting to close, I eased out a long, stinky fart when I suddenly heard my boss shout, "Hold that elevator!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 321 views

  25. Hark, the Harold Ramis sings "Glory 2 should be a thing, starring Morgan Freeman's child, seducing my roommate Kyle".

    By LordOfTheLemon,
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    • 270 views
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