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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We were drinking crystal Pepsi. We had hep C. We were chimpanzees in 1993. The year of the rooster.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Top o' the mourning to you! Seriously, sorry to hear about your dad.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. When you think about it, bread's really just a bunch of crumbs stuck together.

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. energetic antelope fizzing thru my rifle's scope why dont you stand a while in hope that I'm some kind of hunting dope?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. You think your shit don't stink? Well, you're right. Congratulations, you're Miss Stinkless Shit 2017.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Wax my bikini line, mama. On the morrow we set sail for the olde country.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. When push comes to shove, shove pushes back. Meet detective Joe Shove - AkA Johnny push doctor.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. titschbop a whee woo whoooah there nelly! what looks like it's dumb and tastes like it's smelly?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. When in doodoo, roam as the doodoo roams.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Larry Bird her? I Airly Jordan her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I think so Brain, but if it were the Adults of the Corn, wouldn’t there be far fewer bad sequels?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Good night, moon. Good nighAHHHHOWWWW!!!! What the hell, moon!!! You hit me in the eye like a fuckin’ pizza pie!! What’s your problem, man!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. "Corn." --Colfax McLiverneck

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. I should have known he wasn't an actual specialist when he said his name was Colon Hanks.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. Sausage is only as strong as its weakest link.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Hans Gruber? Die Hardly know her.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. #bajillion

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. More like Depeche Chode.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of motorcycle ramps, I shall fear no Knievel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. What’s up, corn dog?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I think so Brain, but if we beef the corn, how will we make reubens?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Sticks and stones may break my bones but names are how we verbally address each other... YA Stupid bitch!

    By DeadBeef,
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  23. The worst part of my mail-order bride? She can't cook and didn't come with a return envelope. Hey!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. aayy it's Portman Teauxny Soprano here: tellin' yis t'enjoy life and not to misspend it like I have done》in the vein pursuit of compounded entities.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. nuts out muh butts gots me flashbackin' back lots to when i was on that Ho Chi Minh trail-mix

    By KrangkaDelic,
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