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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 1,2 Buckle my shoe, 3,4 Close the door, 5,6 Pick up sticks, 7,8 Lay them straight, 9, 10... I have life-crippling OCD

    By DeadBeef,
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  2. My choir days are over

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. nice 'n' fine like rice 'n' wine or hard 'n' dirty like a retard's birthday

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Only too late did Scott realize his so-called "magic pills" were actually just making his hands smaller.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Suns out buns out. Buns out nuns out. Nun's buns out? Now it's a party.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. On today’s show, international corn magnate Bjorn Cjornsen, and an entrepreneur!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I thought of “Felonius Monk” but can’t come up with a good a catchphrase for it. It has potential though, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. In Mexico, are corn mazes called maize mazes?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Geoff Charachter Oaties is like the frogger clone babies of Ceti Alpha Six !

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. Security! Can you get in here I am trying to start the show but there's a purple penguin on my seat! AGAIN!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. I am thinking of opening a Starbucks staffed entirely by former Vine stars.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. When I Was a Kid I Sang Smack Smack Sugar Smacks, Now I Just Wait In Line at the Methadone Clinic

    By MississippiMud,
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  13. Amputees are just as scared of you as you are of their weird little stumps that you can't stop staring at

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Donating my kidney cost me an arm, a leg, and a kidney

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. I think so, Brain, but if the Pope didn't have wings, wouldn’t he bump his ass a’ hoppin’?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. The Kimmy Schmidt writers are sending me encoded messages again: “I don’t know what’s hotter, you or that pan of hot corn.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Well it’s one for the money, two for the show, three for kissing, and four for pretending to care about your fucking cat, Janet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Curiosity killed the cat, but my mom told me it's also why my dad takes so many trips with Gary from the gym.

    By BrojaminAJokester,
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  19. I've lost my grip on realty. I'll never win a Diamond Dealmaker now.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. Rectum?! Damn near the bottom of my behind. Are you a real doctor?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. "Looks like another unexpected journey to the men's room," thought a sweaty Colostomy Baggins.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. I've always preferred the term "erotic pajamas".

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I now pronounce you "yow."

    By Schnickpot,
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  24. Be sure to rinse your fingers with Prince Finger's Finger Rinse to prevent lingering fingerprints from beleaguering the late singer Prince.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. I'll see you in blort!!

    By Dash Paradise,
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