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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ala-kah-SHAM: magic's a scam.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. It's not how you look, it's not how you feel. I just don't think she wants, to go out with you, eel.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 460 views

  3. He's played Willy Loman, and Buster Hymen. Ladies and Gentlemen, here's Dustin Diamond.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 579 views

  4. One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Five potato, six potato, seven potato, Mo Rocca.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  5. Ok night ladies and germs. (Noone send that line to Scott Aukerman pls)

    By DanielSwinney,
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  6. Typical Hollywood, the guy that played Dredd can't get more work because his name is too Urban

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  7. I enjoy crab cakes but prefer octo pie.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. A Bible under his paw, he swore to uphold the law. How did he pass the bar? Who knows, its D.A. Dog.

    By Dash Paradise,
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    • 245 views

  9. I heard that mens rights activists are allergic to most nuts but not almonds

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  10. Cooing and the rustle of feathers. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. the King's the thing wherein i'll catchphrase the nong science of 'play'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Just because I identify as a toilet doesn't mean I have to take your shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. whats so super bout a star?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 390 views

  14. Cigarettes may cause cancer, but at least they don't leave the fucking fridge door open Janet

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. You say pee-can, she says pee-kahn, I say pee-corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Teach a man to squish, and and he’ll make moist sounds of wet chewing until Scott gets uncomfortable and creeps out of the room.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Good day, shopkeep! I’ll take a dash of haber, a ream of butts, and all the corn you’ve got.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 328 views

  18. Inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or face the death penalty

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. popo be creepy so dont go to sleepy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I smurfed all over her boobs, then I jizzed right on her smurfs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. whackiness: the worst defense mechanism since the self-harming ballista.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. 'what rhymes with marijuana?' inquired a soon-to-be lucrative Manu Chau of the docile prostitute in 1998

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 596 views

  23. butt love in butt love out

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. When bridge salesmen get fired they can burn their bridges by burning bridges.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 444 views

  25. Hawaiian Frankenstein's Monster was chased by tiki torch wielding villagers.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 500 views
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