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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I once knew a man from Kentucky, he was considered extremely unlucky, he fell of a horse and snapped his neck!

    By Bigsmak,
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  2. My rubes, my rubes, whom doth sneeze on my pubes, a fortnight of free cheese for thee.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Single White Male seeks Married White Female. Has anyone seen my mommy?

    By RobutLibrarian,
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  4. Once upon a time? How about a time upon once for a change?

    By RobutLibrarian,
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  5. William Hung, where hast thou gone? We hardly knew ye.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Throes of June before hoes of June

    By mnakal,
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  7. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but who cares? I'm a hammer, we are not meant to be sharp. We are meant to bang, baby.

    By fredsolo,
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  8. I don't know how to tell you this but Martin Landau was not in Ghost Rider. That was Nicolas Cage. Im sorry.

    By fredsolo,
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  9. As we say in Montana, if you can't beat them, body slam them!

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
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  10. I hate to make blanket statements, but this quilt is incredibly cozy!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. I have a sexual disease, but I won’t transmit it. This one's just for me.

    By Parrot Top,
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  12. If I had a dollar for every man I murdered, I'd have enough money for the lawyer I so desperately need

    By Parrot Top,
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  13. UNITE THE FUCKING CLANS!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Oh to be back on the slurry pond, saving bald eaglets with the hovercraft

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  15. i see eggs...i forsee chickens...ok fuck 's'cool - y'all be ig'nant fuckwad peeople who be jackin' a randoms idea 'stead a searchin' y'own damn souls

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Rubber baby buggy bumper blubber gravy grumpy dumper lumpy greasy humble slumper vulgar sleazy rubble humper

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. On today’s show, not even one single solitary mention of the word corn, and an entrepreneur.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. This is harder than nailing jello to a tree, and I would know, because I just took candy from that nine-foot, 400-lb. baby with the sawed-off shotgun.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. In the case of the prince and the pauper, the prince's prints were all over the pauper's pooper.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. With all the darkness in our world, at least we can finally say that 2 Broke Girls has been cancelled.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Kenny Rogers in the streets, Buck Rogers in the 25th century.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. When I complained about their product, the company told me to shove it up my ass. Turns out that's the proper way to deliver a suppository

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Apart from that, how did everyone enjoy the concert?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. I'm excited to announce the addition of our new in-house DJ, Kevin Federline! K-Fed, take it away!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. I became an optometrist because I like touching eyes. Wet wet goopy vision spheres

    By yodellingwalrus,
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