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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey you're the guy that took all the eggs! Well, I'm the guy that laid them.

    By AndrewC,
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  2. I'm on a meatloaf diet. When I meat loaf, I would do anything for love!

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Blarter Mall Paul.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Just like different races, tacos and pizza are two things that should never be combined. Trump's America, guys.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. If I were Mia Farrow, I'd call my autobiography "I Gotta Be Mia." But I'm not, so it looks like I'll have to call it "I Gotta Be Tisa" instead

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Mildred accepted the Hawaiian pizza into her mouth all right, but she stubbornly refused to make her famous horse shapes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. If you want to be happy marry your best friend. Dog is a man's best friend. That's why i was all up in that poodle, your honor.

    By Pablo McSpablo,
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  8. Imagine my shock when i discovered you don't have to be a cowboy to wear the boots

    By 2000 Bees,
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  9. Well here’s a little story ‘bout a man named Scott / The poor podcast host barely had a lucid thought / Then one day while he was readin’ forum posts

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Popeye’s life was rife with strife ‘cause his lithe wife used a scythe as a knife to slice his corn cob pipe in thrice

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Pro tip: write catchphrases while listening to Pistol Shrimps Radio because Mark says shit like “We got a real cornburner here, folks!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. It's time to retire time-lapse photography. The replacement? Prolapse photography! Dropping in the app store soon!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. Sobe or not Sobe, I don't want mine toasted

    By teedle,
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  14. He's got the eye of the tiger, the hair of the beaver, the legs of the flamingo, and he's coming for your change purse.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. If Grease is the word, then diarrhea is the sentence.

    By cabinboy2000,
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  16. The worst part of waking up - is Troll jizz in your cup.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  17. I'm on a quest for caresses from gents wearing dresses, and kisses from misses in pants

    By Parrot Top,
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  18. BDSM with a method actor like Daniel Day-Lewis goes too far when he won't leave the gag ball behind during breaks.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 362 views

  19. Stop me if you've heard this one before...our society is irreparably screwed. What? No, there's no punchline. We're fucked.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Find you a catchphrase that looks at you like this. [Apologies, image file too large to attach.]

    By Lamprey,
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  21. Hey autocorrect - glow duck your shelf!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Everyone, stay focused on the task at hand. We're doing God's work. He's too god damn lazy to lift a finger, so it's up to us.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a snail.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. I Got a Feelin’...That Tonight’s Gonna be a Good example of why we don’t play Black Eyed Pea songs at Nyctophobia Conventions

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Why did Dr. McCoy misdiagnose the woodland blight on planet Fryxion 6? He couldn’t see De Forest for De Trees.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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