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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If pennies were pebbles, I'd still hit you with a sock full of them.

    By Colonel Nooky,
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  2. Every meme-orial day we remember the sacrifice of those cat pictures that made us laugh in days gone by

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Like a clumsy nun in the laundry, I fall back into old habits. 3 hail Marys my dear.

    By Colonel Nooky,
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    • 234 views

  4. It's Dr. Garbage Disposable to you my dear boy.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  5. I have heard the whispered tales of cantaloupe and whatnot.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  6. And there on the mega screen before the gathered mass, what but a matinee showing of, cult classic, Chronicles of Shit-Dick.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  7. And Lo, "Lo Lo Lo Lola" sung the Rom-Com Medical Waste Gang.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  8. First the AIDS craze, then Blade on stage, and now for the last days, as the prophecy foretold of course.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  9. reddit said it best - girls are silly pests

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. You're my least favourite mechanic

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. These days I spend all my money on Strippers. Strippers happens to be the name of my cat

    By Cozmoski,
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  12. If there was a button that when you pushed it, it made you push a button, would you push that button?

    By Cozmoski,
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  13. Bye Jove. We'll see you around.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. gee whizz - free jizz

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. There's no time like the present! ...except for now ...and now ...and now ...and now ...and now ...and now...

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  16. "Hot dog!" said Hot Dog to his hot dog, who was dead in his hot car.

    By FuckStick McPussyFart,
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  17. It may be the politically correct way to say it, but "Bridgette the little person" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. As the famous adage goes "Billy on the streets. Silly on the sheets".

    By Chugg_Buttley,
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  19. Instead of 23andMe, I went to 23inMe. It was a much more invasive swapping of DNA than I had initially wanted.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. "June Gloom?" asked Rachel Bloom. "Nope. June Poontang, Man" said the Wu Tang Clan.

    By Local Cabal,   
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  21. Dear Mr. Auckerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Shucker at the Aw Shucks! Corn Shucking Co-Op has been laughed at and discarded.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Dear Mr. Auckerman: we regret to inform you that yo mamma wears army boots.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Dear Mr. Auckerman: we regret to inform you that your Application for CBB Host position has been declined. Please turn in your sweater vests and leave

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. low energy? ya need sumdat blow energy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 309 views

  25. Come for the funnies, stay for the cummies, then leave when it's all in our tummies.

    By Weeble Wobble,
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