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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is the finest saxophonist the one who sax oftenest?

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
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  2. everytings gonna bee alt-right, 'vreetings gonna be alt-right

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Guy might as well be sayin': 'I am CUTE'!! no?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Slimer's vagina once swallowed a minor who was born in the boom towns to people from China

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. I've never seen Shampoodler and TheVoblex in the same room! Just sayin'.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  6. for those about to bawk ...we refute you

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. When you cross the river Styx, be sure to pay homage to the aged rockers whose liquefied remains fill the stream and then sail away.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. How many chips could a chip-clip clip if a chip-clip could clip chips?

    By Gluten Free Since '99,
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  9. I find it odd that no one has mentioned the 800-lb. can of corn in the chair directly across the table from me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. So much depends upon the yellow corn glazed with butter beside the white grits

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I have eaten the corn that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for dinner. Forgive me—it was delicious, and I am me, after all

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Before we get started, I just wanted to let you all know both the author and reader of this catchphrase have pretty nice-sized dicks.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Aziz Ansari is a master of none. Mother Teresa was a nun master.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. Hush little scabie, don't say a word, daddy's gonna spread you to his friends at work.

    By Colonel Nooky,
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  15. A romp in the quiet is worth two biscuits in the loud.

    By Colonel Nooky,
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  16. Doctor, doctor, give me the news, is it true Hollywood is run by O.J. Simpson, also known as The Juice?

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. I've spent my entire life running from a lot of very serious psychological problems and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  18. just because i laugh maniacally after i talk about my plans to benefit from the suffering of others doesn’t make me a bad person.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  19. I was disappointed to learn that the Garbage Man was in fact NOT made of garbage.

    By Colonel Nooky,
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  20. You know what they say about learning Chinese: It's not Chineasy!

    By Colonel Nooky,
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  21. A wise man once said, "hey, we're almost out of toothpaste".

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  22. Correct me if I'm wrong, respect me if I'm right, enjoy me when I'm calm, and fight me cause I'm white.

    By Colonel Nooky,
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  23. I asked the Mohel to lance my boil, but he insisted on seeing my penis.

    By Colonel Nooky,
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  24. Colonel Nooky the horny Wookie, owed his bookie a cookie. The cookie was brown, which matched his frown, upon learning his bookie was Whoopi.

    By Colonel Nooky,
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  25. Red Lobster gives me cancer, and I LOVE it. Crabs for everyone!

    By Colonel Nooky,
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