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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Where in the world is Carmen? San Diego? Thanks, that was easy.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 383 views

  2. I'm sorry, but I never apologize

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 279 views

  3. You call yourselves The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar, but you spelled Society wrong. I before E except after C, dumbass

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 279 views

  4. A gentleman never tells, he siiiiiiiiiiiings.

    By TheBestDavy,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  5. I'd rather live on my feet, then die on my knees.

    By TheBestDavy,
    • 0 replies
    • 312 views

  6. Somebody needs to go down to the trainyard and check on greazey_bob.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 3 replies
    • 558 views

  7. On the one hand shark attacks are pretty rare, and my other hand was eaten by a shark.

    By BrojaminAJokester,
    • 0 replies
    • 267 views

  8. It's not delivery, it's diphtheria. You have contracted diphtheria.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 400 views

  9. My phone company and I have a long distance relationship.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 357 views

  10. Washing your hands with Horatio is what I call hand-Sanzitizer.

    By TheMisterPipes,
    • 0 replies
    • 435 views

  11. Are you feeling sad? Me too, this is not a fun three-way, freeway.

    By TheMisterPipes,
    • 0 replies
    • 426 views

  12. Here's a handy tip: If you're too depressed to do the dishes, you can drink out of a measuring cup

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 303 views

  13. Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” begins with “ass”, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  14. My name is Zouka / I live on the second floor / I’m slayin’ all the tang up here / Maybe you can bring me some more

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 474 views

  15. Don’t write for your audience. Write for your audience’s audience. And by that, I mean their cats.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 299 views

  16. Alt right, alt right, alt right: it's matthew mcgonnah8

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 354 views

  17. Of all the novelty acts in the 80s, the worst was probably MC Stammer with his top ten hit "U Cuh-cuh-cuh-can't Tuh-tuh-tuh-touch Thuh-thuh-thuh-this"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 350 views

  18. The good news is, we're not alone on this desert island after all. The bad news is, I hope you enjoy the comedy of Cameron Esposito

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 289 views

  19. After an embarrassing series of miscommunications, I finally sent my mom the Dick Van Dyke pics she asked for

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 261 views

  20. He told me the treasure, "is inside of you". But I'm getting impatient, so far it's all poo.

    By slowestjogger,
    • 0 replies
    • 491 views

  21. I’m literally balls deep in this McDonalds play pen.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 437 views

  22. I’ve got a fever associated with noise-induced hearing loss—and the only prescription is less cowbell.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 400 views

  23. Hi, I’m Knob Slobbernam, and I’ve got my red shirt AND my brown pants, so let’s do this!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 397 views

  24. Butt Seriously is the worst porn name ever.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 471 views

  25. Because sometimes you're the de-veiner, and sometimes you're the shrimp.

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views
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