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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Actually, I Only Seem Independent. I'm Sorry...You're SEMEN DEPENDENT?!

    By yrpalfootefoote,
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  2. Hey Buddy! My Tits Are Down Here!

    By yrpalfootefoote,
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  3. I can't trust his shoes without trust tissues to help my trust issues.

    By Captain Floyd,
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    • 245 views

  4. Let's TOCK about what makes you TICK

    By radnac,
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  5. Not every faucet is made equal, and that should sink in.

    By radnac,
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  6. if it wasn't for hunger, I don't think I would ever eat!

    By radnac,
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  7. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where everything sucks and there are no points.

    By shit-goddamn,
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  8. Though I appreciate this gift of dried corn cobs on a string and a tub of Crisco, as I’ve said many times before, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF SHOW

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. When I was a child, I spake as a child, and I was like “waaa waa baa daaa googie googie blub gah”; but when I became a man, I spoke as a man, and I wa

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. These pants are made for shuckin’ / And that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these pants are gonna shuck all over you

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. How much love could Frankie Faison love if Frankie Faison loved Faizon Love?

    By SwagathaChristie,
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  12. Sorry folks, no catchphrase this week. Y'all need to STEP UP YO' GAME.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. I'd cut off my dick to sleep with a paraphiliac!

    By ThePharmacist,
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  14. Dads, Grads, Lads - loveable lads, from Liverpool, it's not that kind of a show.

    By angryrose,   
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  15. Is that a deep fried banana in your pants or are you just severely diseased?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Put on a pot of coffee, this might be a drinking coffee situation.

    By EthanRunt,
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  17. I just flew in from Afghanistan, and boy is my arm tired

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. After this surgical procedure, everyone will call your aunt Harriett "Harry." Technically they already do, but now it'll be H-A-R-R-Y

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 274 views

  19. If you liked InfoWars.com, wait'll you see NymphoWars.com

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 305 views

  20. I ask parking attendants the same question I ask all of my anonymous online hookups: can you validate me?

    By Character_wheaties,
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  21. You don't need fancy sports memorabilia when your mother's womb is still yours man cave!

    By Character_wheaties,
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  22. This guy took me under his wing, oh wait, that was a bird.

    By Character_wheaties,   
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  23. My dog keeps telling me I'm crazy, but I'll really show him when I prove that I've never owned a dog

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. A few hundred years ago you could burn a witch, but you couldn't burn a CD, but anybody could burn a calorie or two and I think that's mighty fine

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  25. Don't be such a pussy, bath salts are rad.

    By J.D. Dogg,
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