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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Despite all the negative press, I DID have sexual relations with that woman.

    By shit-goddamn,
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  2. Did you see last night's "Party of Five"? Spoiler Alert: Their parents are dead.

    By PeteRampino,
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  3. The University of Central Kentucky is one "F" away from some very inappropriate hats.

    By LuminiousJohnnie,
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  4. As their Torture Tour 2017 continues I can now confirm that Daft Punk are indeed flaying at my house.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. This one simple trick added inches to my dick and now pornstars hate me! (And I'm horrifically disfigured, please help me.)

    By trusty,
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  6. I got puny arms. I can't do no heavy-lifting. But I got hot wheels so how 'bout some heavy-drifting?? VROOOM!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. I've seen fire and I've seen rain, dear god help us it's raining fire.

    By ryaneffinsteele,
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  8. I've been eating human hair for seven weeks and I'm still not a Sasquatch

    By trusty,
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  9. Come to think of it, I'm not 100% sure that was my grandpa; it may have only been a rotund man wearing a "World's Greatest Grandpa" t-shirt hollering

    By ryaneffinsteele,
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  10. Today's show is brought to you by Royalty Free Movie Quotes - "Forget it Jack. It's Japan District."

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. I've heard of Panic Buying but Anxiety Auctions? That's just.... SOLD! to the nervous chap with the twitchy eye.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Get me de riddim, get me de rhyme, get me de metronome, keep me on time.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Bore me like one of your French.... zzzzzzz!

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Holy Crime-Solving Domestic Animals - this is a weird religion Batman.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I'm ready for my close up Mister Magnifying Glass.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Renegade freelance robot works from home. DOES NOT COMMUTE!! DOES NOT COMMUTE!!

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. One for the money, two for the show, three to evict your pet, now go cat go!

    By ThirdBorracho,
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  18. A toast! To three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Who do we appreciate? Goooooo Red Sox!

    By TheTalon,
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  19. One, two, skip to my Lou. she's missing and I find skipping the optimal way to find her. I'm Sherlock Holmes.

    By The Lonely Astronaut,
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  20. This one is too hot, this one is too cold...This one I poured down my pants cause I'm a naughty girl

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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  21. There once was a man from Nantucket; make no assumptions, however, he goes by Samantha

    By Steezo Beezy,
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  22. Long story short, that was the last time I agreed to drive Porno Steve to the airport.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. People keep saying I have a magnetic personality, but I think its just a polite way for them to call me bipolar.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. Dads and Grads are mad that Chad's ads for plaid pads for lads are clad with tads of Brad's sad nads.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by Providence (CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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