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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. when i does be doobiedoin' me catchphrasin' i does be de doobiedoin' it like this: *does this catchphrase*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. When the tip of the chip slips into the dip, your fun radar goes blip in the location of the dip.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  3. The prophet cow of Moo, his powers grew, grew, grew!

    By Dash Paradise,
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  4. Do unto others as, unto others, others do to the others, to do as you do unto too.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  5. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Spaghetti before mashed potatoes, Yum Yum YUM!

    By DeadBeef,
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  6. There's a lot you can do with a skin bag and some milk.

    By Itsmyfirsttime,
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  7. Construction workers are like bowling pins. They may be in the other lane, but that doesn't mean I won't hit them.

    By dascharff,
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  8. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's me mooning you with a slice of pizza hanging out of my ass - Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By NicholasSchleder,   
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  9. this jape of a televised show concept'll knock the literal shit out of your literal assholes: 'The Back-Cellar' *makes ahem sound*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. I wrote a limerick on fish sticks, but that schtick drops like a brick versus "take out your dicks."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. I prefer malice towards my palace to a phallus in my chalice.

    By BrojaminAJokester,
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  12. Vasectomy? VasectomYOU!

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Coming this fall, the new HBO original "Behind the Chupacabra." A man's journey for love, and the Mexican goat-sucker.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. BABY BOOMAHZ? THEY JUST BE LAZY CRAZY HAZY GOOMBAHS

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Star Trek actor who played Riker caught in sex scandal proven to just be Frakes News.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she owns a lot of mining equipment.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. Well I’ve seen Buck and I’ve seen Roy / I’ve seen fake fields of corn that I thought would never end / I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I'm gay and I'm leaving you for my workout partner Dave. Ugh, stupid autocorrect. I meant "Laura, I love you and will see you at 7."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. Crispin Glover is my co-pilot.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. sing me to creep, requested radiohead

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Back in my day, we had a thing called common decency. I didn't pay it any mind back then, either

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Back in my day, when hundreds of people were lined up outside an Apple Store, it's because they wanted to buy some apples

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. We can't all cosplay as Nathan Fillion's character. Someone's got to go as the two guys and the pizza place.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. I must say, personally, I'm an ass man. So that's what that smell you're smelling is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. I think Chris Cornell was actually killed by the Corn-Whackers. It's a corn-spiracy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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