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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. your mother puts the 'oo' in 'poo', your sister puts the 'ee' in 'wee' your father puts the 'um' in 'cum'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. My favorite album is Dalai Lama: Live at BuddhaCon.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  3. When Phil Collins has congested sinuses, he takes Su Su Sudafed.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  4. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Jenna von Oÿ doesn't like movies about serial killers

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. All's well that ends well. Except if you're a cow. Then it's probably medium rare.

    By Ann_Elsecks,
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  6. scariest new character on Twin Peaks?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. When I I ogle Boggle I picture Pictonary.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. If you want to see REALLY classic beauty I recommend Lucy the Australopithecus.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. The only kinks I like are the ones in my garden hose... that my mistress whips me with.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. My fetish is stepping in puddles of urine on the floor of a public bathroom wearing nothing but socks on my little feeties

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R I name each thing I eat, cause I'm C-R-A-Z-Y

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  12. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again. So all the kings men made the horses into glue, and rode on Humpty's ba

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  13. I'm Scott Aukerman, several of you might know me from your DVR.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Tonight I'm thrilled to be back inside the REAL star of Sex And The City, the guy who played Stanford!

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. It's not Deliverance. It's Ned Beatty getting buttfucked by a Digiorno.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy. I yank my dandy doodle daily.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. If beef aloney, and beef in the moody...beef jerky.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. on a faraway stage, for an hourly wage: Farrellys rage in a Faraday cage

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. I want a Meryl in the Streeps and a geek in the cleates

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  20. Every woman wants a man in the streets and two cheeks in the pleats

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  21. I never met a toad that WASN'T horny.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. We all live in a yellow submarine. It's terrible. There's too many of us and we have no resources down here.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Go recount the story of Pennywise the clown on a mountain.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Wishing Andre the Giant a happy birthday and for the 24th year in a row I get no "Thank You" in return. What gives, ya big galoot?!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. If you like the concept of french fries, you'll love the concept car of Frenchfries

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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