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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The wishing well is out of order, so please throw all your pennies at the beggar

    By Parrot Top,
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  2. Hurumph MagSwaggard is the name - whackiness is, obviously - well you can finish that one yourselves

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Kiz-nash me out sliz-nide, biz-natches.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Hello, 911? I drank weed killer. Also, I’m a dandelion. No, a big fancy African cat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. People who live in glass houses should move to regular houses so they can throw stones whenever they want to.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Growth spurt blood

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. I put toast up my butt. I put a bagel up my butt. Here goes muffin.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. CBB fun fact: The Kennedy Space Center was originally just an empty warehouse President Kennedy would go when he wanted to be alone.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. Here’s an anecdote this one’s an oldie Kurt Russel has a wife her name is Golide, Nick Nolte told me over dinner made from meat he sold me.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. You can't have your cake and eat it too, Lolo :P

    By GuruOne,
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  11. Let me answer that question with another question... What was your question?

    By reversemantra,
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  12. And alexander wept, for he was being a bitch.

    By reversemantra,
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  13. Henny Youngman's wife was taken too soon

    By reversemantra,
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  14. Ball so hard I have testicular torsion

    By reversemantra,
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  15. My professor lectured the entire class on the dangers of making blankets statements. I said ONE bad thing about blankets.

    By reversemantra,
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  16. Remember it's the thought that counts, so quit doing algebra with your nostrils.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also miss 0% because any percent of 0 is still 0.

    By reversemantra,
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  18. I feel bad because it's 2017 and I don't have any black friends. Also I don't have any white friends, or any friends.

    By reversemantra,
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  19. My grandfather is probably rolling in his grave right now. We got him a really cool rotating casket.

    By reversemantra,
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  20. My grandfather is probably rolling in his grave. We got him a really rotating casket it's sick.

    By reversemantra,
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  21. There's nothing like a clean break. I mean this in no other context than when taking a shit.

    By reversemantra,
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  22. A family outing is when an entire family is revealed to be gay against their wishes. Very rare.

    By reversemantra,
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  23. 0Just saw a dead butterfly being eaten by ants, now if that's not a sign I don't know what is. (I don't know what a sign is).

    By reversemantra,
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  24. So you think you can cancan, Yucatan? Hosted by me, Scott Needatan. Color my buns, oh Mexican sun!

    By Justa Punn,
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  25. Everything bagel for an everything life

    By reversemantra,
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