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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's like I always say

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. My pubic beard is curly my scrotal sac is girlie when my man meat pump 2-4 beat they bitches go all sqwurly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Octomom will always be the O.G. of Pussy Riots.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Roses are red, violets are blue, got it? Good, now let's work on secondary colors.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. If you're listening to this 100 years from now, I give you permission to dig me up and robo-fuck my corpse.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 432 views

  6. So I couldn't make the dress. Then I went to the store, but they were out of sequins.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 406 views

  7. When you walk through a door it's like the door is a mouth that is eating you.

    By Schnickpot,
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  8. The only thing keeping me from punching that guy was that I didn't want to. And that he was so nice and good to everyone. And that I have no hands.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 335 views

  9. Give your husband, thanks!

    By Schnickpot,
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  10. Let me have one more wing: this is for an angel.

    By Schnickpot,
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  11. A Chinese finger trap can't work if you don't have any fingers. Who's trapped now?!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 372 views

  12. I sure wish this catchphrase section wasn't so darn competitive.. Missing some zingers.

    By Bigsmak,
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  13. Stop me if you heard this one before. So Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sarah Palin walk into the Oval Office...what? That was real?!?!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. I have essential oils diffusing in my office all day. Why are they essential? Because I have IBS and my office smells like a methane leak.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. If love is the global language why can't this Parisian waiter understand that I'd love to take a shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Holy shit, that guy who plays Thor is in fantastic shape!

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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    • 547 views

  17. Chikity China the Chinese Chicken, I have a drumstick that I can't stop lickin'

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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    • 550 views

  18. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bus, your one stop shop for hilarious porn.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  19. Hi I'm Scott Aukerman, you might know me from Comedy Bang Bang the tv show and Comedy Bang Bang the podcast. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang the podcast.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  20. It's been awhile since my wife said, "What's Up, Hotdog?". Heynong man, it's not that kind of show!

    By Reegman,
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  21. There's a building in the doctor. Is there a second doctor in the building who can help get it out of her?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. That junk in your trunk is the gunk from my junk.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 443 views

  23. Fuckin' glue is my story and I'm sticking to it.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 498 views

  24. Men are like bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Plus you have to peel their dicks to eat 'em.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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    • 451 views

  25. Unfortunately, Rolph had to be put to sleep after coming down with a severe case of Muppet Babies Rabies.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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    • 425 views
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