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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hitch up your dress and dance in your mess, for the night is but a babe

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 403 views

  2. Pizza Rat was a Russian operative! And more on Comedy Bang Bang your trusted new source.

    By jardiohead,   
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  3. Oprah sang the theme to Reading Rainbow! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang your trusted news source.

    By jardiohead,   
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  4. Take your partner by the hand and lead them straight into the devil's maw. That's how babies are made.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 398 views

  5. In Soviet Russia, the Canadian Prime Minister is named Justin Perogy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. In Soviet Russia, kittens stomp on Vladimir Putin for fun

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Talk to a specialist about your flatulence and invest in some ass defense.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. You're in for a rude awakening. HEY WAKE UP YOU UGLY, OLD PIECE OF SHIT!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Never bet the farm at a crab-shack backroom poker party

    By Parrot Top,
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  10. Say a little prayer for me, but say a big one for the giant who lives in the woods. His wife was diagnosed with lupus.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 363 views

  11. Thinly veiled inference of holistic tendencies

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. Gerbil your enthusiastic

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Havarti Havarti, this cheese likes to party

    By Jimmy Smitts,
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  14. This catchphrase is a play on a play on words, and includes the word “corn” because apparently that’s expected of me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. But first, take two Q-Tips each and pass the box.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Today’s show is sponsored by Shit Tickets home delivery, an exclusive drone service of Flying Asswipe Inc., a subsidiary of Merde Volante Worldwide.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Shoddy slip and slide surreptitiously split suburban schoolgirls' sundresses shaming stoic supervisor Sully Sullenberger.

    By kidlatdakila,   
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  18. I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day, with the occasional afternoon nap to enable this unusual schedule to continue indefinitely.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Coming soon from Earwolf: Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman and William Hootkins star in the new Star Wars/NBC spinoff sitcom: Porkins Wrecks.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. 'Yizar knot soft ladzs', he said, but he was lying - for we were not hard lads and as such could only be one thing. But it was a fare day and we laug

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. I had a great idea at the lightbulb store but nobody noticed

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. You sat in my bowl of soup with no pants on, now it’s completely tainted.

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. meth ab-solves you of your chins, my son.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Excuse me while I wet my whistle with orangey tang tang before I say…

    By Justa Punn,
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  25. Every arrangement is an edible arrangement if you're hungry enough.

    By Justa Punn,
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