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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E and Bunghole was his name-hole

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 423 views

  2. The podcast where horsedrawn carriages are a thing of the past.

    By danlove,   
    • 0 replies
    • 539 views

  3. This podcast is dedicated to the man with no eyes, for him this is everything, what a guy.

    By danlove,   
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    • 470 views

  4. If you like chicken noodle scoop, stick your hand in a tub of orange goop, and rub it down til ya poop.

    By danlove,   
    • 0 replies
    • 563 views

  5. Why did Kulap masturbate when the Choctaw was out of town? So she could get off Scott-free!

    By LMNOPeehole,
    • 1 reply
    • 747 views

  6. Modern toilet thrillers rely too heavily on the dump scare.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 525 views

  7. I was startled as they gargles on my garbled, carnal sparkle marbles.

    By Horse For A Brother,
    • 0 replies
    • 474 views

  8. My narcissistic art assistant's smarter mistress' farts are listless

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 410 views

  9. Don't tell anyone but I think that American Girl doll has the hots for me

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 442 views

  10. Butt holes, donut holes, dick holes, pussy holes. Hey! We're all the same.

    By Snot_Hockerman,
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    • 512 views

  11. Stinky twinkes sausage links and a slinky were all found at the crime scene of the blue-tailed lizard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 599 views

  12. There are pickled brains and curried toenails, so it must be a Pierce Brosnan party

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 539 views

  13. What is this world coming to? I'm still a boring ol' missionary guy but I can't speak for everyone.

    By drewxblood,
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    • 485 views

  14. I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s corpse

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 409 views

  15. I stuck my neck out, but really I was sticking my head out so someone should change that phrase.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 371 views

  16. Hiphopstorians have long suspected that the young Snoop Doggerman murdered Easy P.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 329 views

  17. I'm not saying she's a gold digger, she's more a foreman for the mining operation than an actual on-site prospector.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 450 views

  18. We had joy,we had fun,we had seasons in the sun,which was crazy because the sun is really hot & we definitely should NOT have lasted that long

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 449 views

  19. the dark black pits we barely missed now bathe sun kissed in comparative bliss

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 376 views

  20. I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 368 views

  21. On today’s Comedy Twang Twang, it’s super-nervous country music legend Conway Twitchy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 286 views

  22. Wompless for far too long, ring-coveter and considerer-in-totality Robert Smeagol cowers in the corner of his moist cave, softly humming his jamz

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 303 views

  23. loose lips sink ships. However, a nice set of tight lips will create a sturdy hull for any sea journey you may wish to embark on

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 384 views

  24. idea: smoke a massive bowl of chewing gum

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 370 views

  25. Brought to you by Kenny Rogers Roasters, the premier service to hire comedians that only tell Kenny Rogers jokes.

    By Justa Punn,
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