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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Please, King Shit of Fuck Mountain was my father's name! Just call me King Shit The Second of Fuck Mountain.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Be Kind, Rewind. Be Nice, De-lice, Be Tough, Get Stuffed.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 354 views

  3. Raccoons ate my baby #hashbrowntheghostclown

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. More like Calamari Town #thisamericanbarf

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. It was Paul F Tumnus in my closet #backinslowly

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Even worse that the Wrath of Khan what you really don't want to incur is the Service Charge of Khan.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I grew pubes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Gentlemen. You can't compose music in here. This is the Score Room.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Drug me like one of your French girls.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. I have it on good authority there's a bad majority in this sorority.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Rhythm and Rhyme Have no I's, but Don't Sound the Same

    By waterandcoffee,
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  12. Brought to you by Captain Needa’s Pitas: Food so good if you don’t come around for another pass I’ll choke on my own apology

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. Did your father run a junk boutique on 21 junk street, cuz you’ve got junk in your trunk why are you carrying that you should probably throw it away.

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. Babies need tummy time...and I'm the baby with the biggest tummy!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to a 7:30 showing of a The Town

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. A friend in need is a friend who you should probably help.

    By Bigsmak,
    • 1 reply
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  17. The rude scabs flaking off my butt cheeks tend to overshadow the nice smells coming out of my shit chute.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  18. hey, we talk real good in your ear now

    By T.W.Bond,
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  19. First we get Windows 10, and now nuclear war with North Korea. First world problems, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. It's a slipper slope: First, Roman Polanski is allowed to marry whom he wants and then my neighbor fuck-murders a cheetah.

    By dog_in_space,
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  21. You can't buy happiness, but you sure can rent hookers for awhile

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. There are soft dicks, and there are small dicks. And then there are soft, small dicks. And after that, all bets are off - because, mister, you are now

    By LMNOPeehole,   
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  23. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a dollar. The bartender says, "Every day you come in here and ask for a dollar. I'll tell you what."

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. When Blockbuster closed down, they gave their employees a Joan Severance package

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. zoombah! zoombah! i's be a goombah!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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