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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Squeeze 'n' release the beastly creatures teats to tease a stream of creamy dreamy grease then ream the measley Teamster as a treat.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Good morning Vietnam! Three words that really spike forum traffic when you say them to Thomas Middleditch

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  3. "Look closely," the magician said, right before peeing in my eye. That's the last time I go see Kelly the Great.

    By dog_in_space,
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  4. Why don't you monogram THIS on a pillow, you elderly piece of shit: "#1 Grandma"

    By dog_in_space,
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  5. These catchphrases practically write theyselves

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Due to increased political tensions, we will be severing ties with our sister podcast, Comedy Pyongyang

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. In the seventies, they were briefly known as Huey, Dewey, Louie and Young

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. If you don't call your Superhero-themed Japanese restaurant "Batman and Ramen," you're much less likely to get sued by Time-Warner

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Those untamed, long-necked waterbirds tricked me into performing a fruitless search. I guess you could say they are a couple of real assholes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Pineapple on pizza is bad. Pizza on Pineapple is worse. Nice try Spongerobert Pleated Pants!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. Challah Bread At Your Goy!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. Welcome one and all! Except Alaskan Monkey Butlers. You can go fudge yourself.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. That low-rent stripper ruined my favorite song forever when she pointed out its trite lyrics and sophomoric melody

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. What's shakin' it, bacon bit?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. How much is that doggy in the window? He's not for sale. And who goes up to people's homes asking to buy their pets anyway?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Anything you can do I can do with greater efficiency and a higher rate of effectiveness. (Yes I can!)

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. And I was like come at me dog, and he was all bark bark woof, so I said oh so it's like that? then he shook his tail & I scratched his ears, the end.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  18. I'll try to keep this brief: the People of the United States v. Comedy Bang Bang

    By dog_in_space,
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  19. Comedy Bing Crosby: This time with more minutes of soulful crooning than you can shake a Rhythm Boy at and still have a White Christmas

    By dog_in_space,
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  20. King Nong swings long and bangs wrong gong—details at 10 on HEY9 News.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. G-g-g-g-ghost. H-h-h-h-host. S-s-s-s-snake. C-c-c-c-corn. P-p-p-p-plugs. This has been the Comedy Bang Bang vocal warm up show.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Palindrome her? Reh wonk yldrah I!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Those fucking cows are starting beef again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. you know that blockbuster cockthruster who rocks just up the block from Spock's rusty crop-duster?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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