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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Wait a minute. Who the fuck gave you a horse as a gift? The fuck is up with that?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-corn or a Mexi-can-o-corn?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 321 views

  3. I hear that old piano / From down the avenue / I smell the cornbread burning / I look around for the nearest fire escape

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 403 views

  4. One for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready, and four in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. i'm a 'the glasshouse is half empty with thrown stones' type guy myself.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Sex acupuncture is not for the faint of taint

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 630 views

  7. A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, and yes I am talking about heroin.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Benjamin's case was indeed most curious, but thrilling it was not; neither fast, nor furious.

    By smitty,
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  9. Play that Goo Goo Dolls cassette that we victimized in Lafayette

    By smitty,
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  10. Great, Ceasar's ghost. Just great. Now what am I supposed to do with all these croutons?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. For those about to Dwayne Johnson, we salute you!

    By smitty,
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    • 365 views

  12. “Driving in Lovers Lane with the Blinker on: Diary of a Commitment Phobe” is my new book, pre-order now! Or don’t, whatever.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 412 views

  13. This just in, scientists confirm jumping jack flash to actually be a liquid liquid liquid.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 260 views

  14. flopsy topsy turvy curvy ate 9 oranges now no longer have scurvy

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. CBB Forums: Home of those not as funny as they think they are.

    By dog_in_space,
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    • 569 views

  16. Today’s CBB Book Rejection, “Pudding Cups and Yogurt Ropes: The Bill Cosby Story.”

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 373 views

  17. The creepy old spacecraft is only ONE of the things I saw in the remote warehouse.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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    • 271 views

  18. This is good. You're good! I'M good!

    By Guest Dead Body,
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    • 223 views

  19. After uploading the Netflix simulation, Neo now knows Kung Fu Panda.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 410 views

  20. “The more sea I see, the more I see more sea” thought Morris Seymour Morrissey.

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica,
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    • 320 views

  21. Mr. Killah, please tell the court where you were on the night this innocent ghostface was found murdered.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. I was locked out of the CBB forums and all I got was this lousy catchphrase.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  23. Drastic times call for drastic measures, will you accept the charges, Mr. Measures?

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. I hate to beat around the Bush, it's much more fulfilling to punch Jeb directly in the face.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 340 views

  25. It's easy to make a mountain out of a molehill in the land of 5,000 foot moles.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 387 views
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