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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Happiness is a worn gunt, hang hang, poot poot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. If that cheater cheetah deserts his desserts I'll find him fined for four cents, make sense Mike?

    By kev-bot 4000,
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  3. My favorite Urban legend is the one about how Keith recording his entire country album in one continuous take on PCP.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. What do you call a Brazillian man?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. "Please Scotty, please do your world class Michael Jackson bit"

    By sarbartartar,
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  6. t'is well I am William (see 'humble Brazilian') and not, thank God Will.I.Am (see 'bumbling sham')

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I’ll take People Who Cracked Corn for $800, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. On today’s show, we’re slingin’ some sweet tent, payin’ some late rent, fomentin’ some malicious intent, and pourin’ some comedy cement.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you—but I stop at one because of that infection I picked up from your mom at the Blues Traveler concert.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. bakka da line: optimus prime

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. My shit is so hot, I'd put Armitage Shanks out of business

    By Poorado,   
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  12. I was joking about having coffee with Lauren Lapkus of course. I mean, have you seen her eyes? They belong in a museum not sitting across from me.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. It’s like the saying goes: when Lorne Greene finds his way to the Battlestar Gallactica set, a trombone salesman will owe a hefty debt

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. I don’t invest but I do have a steak in a barbeque restaurant

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. Men are immature because our brainpan refuses to grow up. With the tick tock of our crocodile clock, we’ll always be lost boys.

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. Terms and conditions? No, pick one, and while your at, increase the font size.

    By dhxlive,
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  17. The trouble with board games is they don't always say sorry

    By dhxlive,
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  18. Itemizing deductions? Now that's taxing.

    By dhxlive,
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  19. If there's a finer city thanStockton, California, I don't want to hear about it.

    By dhxlive,
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  20. Romanced a dancer near a lancer, raised from her trance, I'm now a necromancer

    By dhxlive,
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  21. Batters averaged .308 against the throws of April with runners in scoring position.

    By dhxlive,
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  22. In the case of the 25 year old sitcom, you are NOT the momma!

    By jizzysnizzy,
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  23. My birthday is July 2nd, or as Jason Mantzoukas calls it: time for 1970 to answer for its crimes.

    By Justa Punn,
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  24. The ruminatin, schooner-sailin, laid back high king of content makin will resume his thirsty raccoon phallatin as soon as he wakes from hibernatin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Steely Dan should be a Steely Dan cover band. That way, people won't leave the show thinking Steely Dan sucks. They'll say "Pretty good cover band!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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