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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Both my dads are anti-vajjers.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Don't go chafing hairyballs, please stick to the waxes and the shaves that you're used to.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Achieving nirvana requires determination & a lifetime of dedication.The Noble 8-fold Path is the way to the cessation of suffering.Nah dude, I'm(CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Let the record show that those tents and that fire were there long before my client reached the site. This is a clear case of encampment.

    By DaveSheir,
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  5. Who's down cold cat?

    By Chill Bro Baggins,
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  6. Yea, though I walk through the valley of corn, I shall fear no weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. What are we going to do tonight, Scott? Same thing we do every night, Jason: shuck a bushel of corn while comedy perishes in the void of our disdain.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Why was Fivevel afraid of Sevenvel? Because Sixvel Sevenvel Eightvel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. As I watched the life leave his eyes I knew that I would never be Virtuous Knieval again.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. "Oh, oh, I look just like Buddy Holly, Can we talk? And you're Mary Tyler Moore, welcome to Fashion Police" So says Joan Rivers Cuomo.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Seven-zel Washington, Eight-zel Washington, Nine-zel Washington, Ten-zel Washington. What's that add up to? You tell me, you're the Equalizer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. In then out? Dick move, buddy.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't shit.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  14. You see a lonely, shivering sink, sitting sadly outside your warm, inviting home. Let that sink in for a while.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. I've seen a square dance but never watched a circle jerk.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Bratt, Franklin, Spock... I'm all about the Benjamins (and dated musical references).

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. They call me Slim Jim, because I'm a greasy meat stick and "Macho Man" Randy Savage used to yell at me a lot.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Yes that WAS a cat driving a car you saw in the latest Avengers. Marvel has revealed the entire series has been taking place inside the Toonce-iverse.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Pleased to meet you, take my card. It's from my grandma and I already took the 15 bucks out of it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. I hear your fear is seeing your rear in a mirror; If you steer clear of beer for a year you'll veer from tears,for your ass will pass that glass(CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Anniversary and cursory are nursery rhymes.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Montell Jordan and this is my friend, Howie. Howie Duet. THIS IS HOWIE DUET!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. Talk about seminal moments in podcasting! It's gonna take forever to get this microphone clean.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. Anniversaries are like poetry: They have a verse inside of them and are easily forgotten

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. I was spitting in cups and putting them in the mail before it was cool.

    By Shampoodler,
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