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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This summer, Kevin Bacon, Fiona Apple & Carrot Top, featuring Meatloaf, Jerry Rice & John Candy, & introducing Darryl Strawberry as Professor Plum.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. I wear mainly Hawaiian shirts, they're just plain t-shirts but I got big chunks of ham and pineapple all over 'em.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Coming soon to Comedy Central "Can we please get Ben Stein's money back, times are tough"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. I've been trying to work my way through the TV show "Dark Angel" since 2000, Completing the series has become a real Jessica Albatross around my neck.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Batman and Superman are easy to defeat! For the successful super villain will only rob on Martha Street.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. I wrote you books, I wrote you songs. I wrote you poems, I wrote you psalms. Been writing about you a lot nowadays. I even wrote you in a catchphrase.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Just a sensible dinner and a shake for dessert, are my two favorite 90’s R&B songs

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. I be handin out praises for writing those phrases

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. I arrange words in a choreographed succession, covered in sweat and set to music. I’m a dancer at a script club.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. I put my hand on her heart and told her that’s why I call this my treasure chest. I'm your host, Smooth Auckerator.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. Ironically, I'm a deaf leopard and also the drummer for a band called "one armed man".

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica,
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  12. She looked like Boris Karloff in yoga pants.

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica,
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  13. I now pronounce thee the.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. Accidentally labelling your wife's undergarment with your mother's name? Now that's what I call a Freudian Slip!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. I sure hope life ISN'T a highway. The last thing I need is more sweaty workmen covering me with tar.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. page and plants wage demands make me sad

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. I'm no longer impressed by how you disparage Disney's 2007 film starring Amy Adams. In other words, I'm disenchanted with the way you diss "Enchanted"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. I walk into the store, find the perfect rectangular container for my things, but that's best case scenario

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  19. Heart disease, shmart disease! Gimme dat meat, baby!

    By drewxblood,
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  20. I'm afraid you have the wrong number. This is 867-53-ONE-9.

    By drewxblood,
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  21. It's not a "dick pic," it's "art"

    By drewxblood,
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  22. My clown car takes Kyle Gass but my ice cream truck takes Vin Diesel.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. Hey vacuums - you suck!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. she came in thru the bathroom window like a BOSS yo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Eight years ago I started chasing a crazy dream... to find a genuine pile of Bigfoot feces.

    By Shampoodler,
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