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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I make a great first impression... by which I mean to say: people mostly liked me as a baby.

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 481 views

  2. Nobody gets to be the "Space Cowboy" AND "The Gangster of Love." Stop being greedy, Maurice!

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 460 views

  3. Hello Sharks, today I'd like to share with you a bicycle made completely out of recalled breast implants.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 291 views

  4. If you walk the walk and talk the talk, are you a walkie talkie?

    By Bigsmak,
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    • 306 views

  5. im sleek and a showman and chief among snowmen teaching sheep and grown stoned men cheap greek and roman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 390 views

  6. L. Ron Hubbard hid in Elrond's cupboard to smell John's knub lard.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 316 views

  7. A podcast with interviews of interesting people!? Sign me up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start !

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Pro-Tip! An egg timer can time things other than eggs. #LifeHack

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. Jules Verne wrote about my penis in a little novel by the name of "Journey to the Centre of the Girth."

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 284 views

  10. 18 views by midday, sgonna get 18 views by midday

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 590 views

  11. told you id be here all weekend

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 324 views

  12. “I’m gonna make your soul bleed” – Jessie Ventura / Pornstar (probably)/ Freddy Kruger-esque night demon / Mamma Daphne’s House of Chicken & Waffles

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 402 views

  13. I gotta tell you I’m really digging these new 2017 holes, they’re way better than last years.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 345 views

  14. As red as my hemorrhoid flare up, is how I tell the waiter how I like my steak cooked. If you have to inquire further, maybe waiting isn't your game

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 313 views

  15. Help I’m being held in captivity and forced to write catchphrases, please send help to dungeon c/o Earwolf Studios located at...

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 381 views

  16. I had two names for you...

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 504 views

  17. Render unto Caesar with one hand, render unto God with the other, see which fills up faster.

    By UniversalLove,
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    • 469 views

  18. Brown liquor before bed, purple head. Clear liquor of an evening, your whole family will die in a car accident on their way to visit your mother

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 367 views

  19. Tread lightly heavy foot Jim

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. My friend's girlfriend yelled out Gordon Sumner's name during sex. That's gotta Sting.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. I kissed her the bourbon slow sip off her bottom lip. Is how I’d talk tang with Mantzoukas after a few horns of ale

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 333 views

  22. It was nice of The Rolling Stones to let that cow walk around the studio when they recorded Honky Tonk Women, but they should have done another take

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 340 views

  23. My father cast a pretty big shadow, which explains why he's no longer a casting director.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 324 views

  24. Girl, are you La La Land? Because I never want to see you again.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 369 views

  25. Drake on cake in an Irish wake, The Band on demand in South Sudan, Adele on her cell in the ninth layer of hell, chillin'.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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