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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She had a proclivity for close-quarters proximity, her kiss was extra-texturous, her sex was extra-dexterous

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. The road to a career in showbiz can be long, especially if you ever have to drive to fucking Sony Studios in Culver City

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. This show is like crack cocaine: amazing alone, but causes anxiety when in mixed company.

    By dog_in_space,
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  4. The show with the most pubes per host: 75

    By dog_in_space,
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  5. Man is born free, and everywhere Alice in Chains.

    By Truth Beard,   
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  6. My catchphrase submission might not be very funny, but at least it is a musing.

    By Truth Beard,   
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  7. I used to work at a gym but I got fired for not pulling my own weight.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. My blood type is B Positive yet I suffer from soul-crushing depression. My blood is irony rich.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. Though the old sailor had seen his share of navel engagements, he found her amount of belly button lint quite unnerving.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. Webster's dictionary defines Mr. Papadopoulos as a jerk with the heart of gold without a Karras in the world

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. The customer is always right, except when he tries to buy lunch with a twenty dollar bill he made at home in photoshop apparently

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. That's a nice set of door knockers you got. Now turn around and let me see that peephole.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. Breaking News: Teashade Randy has left Portland metal band “Organica” to focus on his side project “Kale Suspender Mustache Wax”. Also in the news...

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. If you ask me the worst TV variety shows ever made were The Star Wars Holiday Special, and the even worse, Star Wars Holocaust Special.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. My shirt was Martinized by a guy named Fred they don’t even have anyone named Martin working there! Two stars, DO NOT recommend!

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. Just a guy from a small town in the San Fernando Valley who wanted a better life. So he...

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. Nice try Korean Home Shopping Network, but your high-pressure sales tactics don’t work on me!

    By Justa Punn,
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  18. King Kong ain't got shit on Denzel Washington but Samuel L Jackson better watch his back

    By drewxblood,
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  19. They say olive oil is good for your heart, but Popeye died a broken man.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Sesame Street was a false flag operation and I've gotta be the one to blow this thing wide open

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  21. Fake pain for my fuck buddies, fuck pain for my fake buddies, and slut shaming for my hubby bubby because he gets around.

    By Bonnie Prince Gnarley Dude,
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  22. If Ryan Gosling is a real human being then I guess I’m eating goose tonight. Yum yum!

    By Bonnie Prince Gnarley Dude,
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  23. Some think I take corn too seriously. And when He Who Walks Behind the Rows begins his 1,007-year reign, they will pay dearly. WITH THEIR VERY SOULS

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Oh, I get three sides with that? OK, I’ll have the mashed potatoes, the fried okra, and, uhhh, ummmmmmmmm, uh, uhhhhhhhhhh, how about ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I love to sing-a / About the corn-a and the peas-a and the beans-a / About fields of green and a cob for three / I love to eat, I love to eat corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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