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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you seafood something, sayfood something.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 462 views

  2. These crackers are making me Thurston Moore, the American musician best known as a singer, songwriter and guitarist for the band Sonic Youth.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 457 views

  3. Certain things are more important than the impotent doorman's dormant foreskin, like smorgasbordin' the horde of organs the warden stored in...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  4. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and eat my sister’s corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Seeing as how we’re elbow-deep in the throes of April—and without a doubt we are—today is as good a day as any to end the show forever. Byeeee!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 432 views

  6. It’s been a quiet week in Lake Cornbegone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 391 views

  7. Eventually a former Beatle will be known as "the breathing one".

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Two in the pink, one in the pink: a tale of love and Oreo Peeps

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 549 views

  9. Elvis clones rob spam factory story at 11 after an all new 227.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 415 views

  10. Scott it’s your mother my phone isn’t working and I wanted to get back to you, just sit in some oatmeal that should help with the chafing.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 411 views

  11. brigit jones brigit jones calling brigit jones brigit jones brigit jones wake up now.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 364 views

  12. I love peanut butter and was born in March. I'm a Reese's Pisces.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 401 views

  13. Don’t forget to sign my change.org petition to have Figrin D’an and The Modal Nodes play the Super Bowl half-time show. Link in bio.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 424 views

  14. My nude photos have leaked, I should never have used them to patch that hole above my guest bed sorry about that Nanna.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 718 views

  15. Trapscallion yawl craps on stallions yawl

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Usually I'm a poor judge of character, but that sounds exactly like Frank Oz's Fozzie Bear from The Muppet Movie.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. On this date in 1970 a guy said 69'ing was so last year.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Excuse me, Mr. Bone, do you bone thugs and harmonize while boning those thugs? Or do you bone thugs and you also bone harmony?

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  19. Reading between the lines is an easy was to never finish a book.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  20. Welcome to the Danger Zone. The Auto Zone is now on the corner of Jefferson and Main.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 356 views

  21. Rihanna on iguana found nirvana in a sauna, 'Wanna a bonbon Miss Madonna?' asked a Beverly-less Ronna.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 376 views

  22. If we Nebraskans have offended, think of corn, and all is mended.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 272 views

  23. Corn-studded turds? ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 315 views

  24. But soft! What creamed corn on yonder stovetop boils?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 299 views

  25. The Mother of All Bombs?

    By StanSitwell,
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    • 359 views
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