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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm very body conscious. Which is to say, I know where all the bodies are buried.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. If I had a dime for every time someone said, "if I had a dime," I'd never need nickels again.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. Honey Boo Boo, I shrunk myself!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Today's episode brought to you by Samuel L. Jackson's memoir, Now You Deep Blue Sea Me, Now You Don't

    By drewxblood,
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  5. The aforementioned H. Jon D. and Catherine T. McFillet O. Fish, presiding, presided. And in so doing, so did.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  6. Well, this here's a story all about Howe and his upside down cake welcome.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  7. And on the Jumbotron's screen before the gathered mass, what but a matinee showing of The Chronicles of Shit Dick.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  8. "Lo Lo Lo Lo Lola", sang the Rom-Com Medical Waste Gang.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  9. My dad told me they shit like the dickens and wantonly shiv shiver-stricken chickens.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  10. Catch Praise

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  11. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn and I don’t care if my dreams come true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Kevin kicked off his Sunday shoes and danced. The man in the corner made him dance. The wind howled outside. The man threw a corn cob on the fire.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I am Cornholio Villalobos, and I need TP para mi culo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Peter Peter, pumpkin eater had a wife and didn’t feed her so she left his pumpkin eating ass.

    By DaveSheir,
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  15. When my girlfriend said she wanted to tie the knot, I was nervous but once she tied me to the bed that’s when things started to get really kinky.

    By DaveSheir,
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  16. Hey man, I don’t want to pass the buck. I spent hours hunting and skinning this thing and you didn’t help at all.

    By DaveSheir,
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  17. To make a long story short, I was born and, someday, I will die.

    By DaveSheir,
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  18. I don’t know why I let him tell that cock n’ bull fight story. It was much too gory and that poor rooster never stood a chance.

    By DaveSheir,
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  19. There is more than one way to skin a cat but only one of them gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling

    By drewxblood,
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  20. Pnemunoultramicroscopicsilicolnvolcanoconiosis

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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  21. He who smelt it dealt it, but he who dealt it in Vegas had to go through a security background check

    By Ian_Guthoff,
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  22. If you run afoul of Colin Powell give me a howl and I'll send my prowl owl to fight him off with it's talon trowel

    By Pelican Dunce,
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  23. You may be Crow Baby Son of the Eagle Wasp, but you most certainly are NOT my pool boy.

    By Pelican Dunce,
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  24. all your lives you have all been waiting for this Lithgow to arrive

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Every man is an island, but not every island is a man. Two exceptions: Man Island and Island Man.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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