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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The seals that sailed salted their sardines before being shot by Scandinavians

    By dhxlive,
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  2. And on the fourth day, The Lord raised Scottrick from the grave and said unto him, “Pluckest thou from that tree over there a stick and poke thyself i

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Captain’s Hot Log, Stardate 2377: Having exited the Black Hole of Cornyrectus Nine, we’ve set course for the legendary TP Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Having permanently replaced Scott as CBB host, Jason puts his feet up on the table and pops the top on a cold can of Hot Log.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. You had the Don Perignong in your hand and were spoonin' yer bros?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  7. on melmac i be dat Alfa

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. What's up, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai? $3.3 million gross at the box office? The competition was...assassinated.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  9. Better late than pregnant, especially if you're a man.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  10. things are getting serious with my muppet boyfriend but he's unwilling to Kermit

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  11. Colonoscopies are the ultimate selfies.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. My Life on the Playground: or I Came, I See-Sawed, I Conquered.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. If practice made perfect I'd be better at sex.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. You can lead a horse to water, but so what? You had to use a carrot on a stick. Stop thinking you're such hot shit, Jamal.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Corndog horndog seeking snog in Prague, can pay with Pogs

    By Smozi,
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  16. I’ll have the Corn-Studded Hot Log with Gravel Chip Nut Whip and a side of Lumpy Slab Chunk Scoopers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. What plops down stairs / Dark brown and with hairs / Gets eaten by random dogs / What sucks for a snack / And stinks up your crack / It’s NEW Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Official CBB announcement: Hot Log is the new Hey Nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. This month only: With every rental from The Black Tux you get a Sherman Bow Tie at no extra charge.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. 'Tis a Wise man who makes his fortune peddling potato chips.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. To sound more intelligent, always fully enunciate your -ING's. 'These chips is fucking shite.' Now you try.

    By greazey_bob,
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  22. In another life I coulda been a brother wife.

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. When one door closes, another opens. Ladies and gentlemen of the world's fair, the first rotating window-door!

    By dhxlive,
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  24. Because you're mime, I talk in sign.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  25. It's all fun and games until you lock up the toy store and go home for the night.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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