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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cousin Jarvis McLiverneck left the family corn business to start a bean farm. He’s become “musical fruity” if you know what I mean.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Sure, Tooth of the Sea makes a great ep title, I guess. Perhaps there were no corn-related terms in the guests’ lexicons. Or Scott’s. But whatever.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. slow to wrath, slow to forget: irish alzheimer's is early onset

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Face down, eyes shut, that's the way we like to sleep!

    By 2DeadDudes,
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  5. Gimme a taste of that sweet sweet paste!

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Well ain’t that the bee’s knees! Ain’t it? Hold it a little closer...it’s so tiny. Now give me my loupe. Annnnd, it looks like...nope. It ain’t.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Really, Jimmy? There are much easier ways to crack corn than with DYN-O-MITE.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Why is it that between the paddywhacking and the rolling home of the old man, the dog must be given a bone? Sounds rather silly, if you ask me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Time is mummy. Wait what does that even mean? C'mon Cody why'd you pick such a bad catchphrase?

    By Fabio's Socks,
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  10. 4 1 trick ponys - just make it a good 1!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. its known for certain behind the curtain that skirty squirtin' follows dirty flirtin'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. "Gimme that peel! Gotta have that peel!" said the modest banana.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Hell hath no fury like a woman corned, Colfax McLiverneck.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  14. I'm on a C-section diet, when I C-section I eat it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Its time to show everyone at this firm that you have more to offer than just your magical fart box.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. If at first you don't suck seed, try sucking the stems.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  17. If I create a few throwaway accounts everyday to post multiple catchphrases no one will ever notice, thought the person creating throwaway accounts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Hey Crosby, Stills, & Nash, I'm all for education, but if we teach our children TOO well, we'll need to put IMplicit lyrics warnings on music.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. Keep your wheel in the sky turning with balancing and rotation every 5,000 miles

    By dhxlive,
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  20. Adam Scott, Party of Five? I'll be able to seat you shortly

    By Kaleidoscope Funk Network,
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  21. I think the poet D.L. Roth put it best when he wrote, "Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop".

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. This is the hit podcast, gone godcast class, smooth as Pendergrass, leaving the been trod half-ass Ira Glass fraudcast, hot trash in dead last to the

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  23. There’s no business like show business and if you disagree I’ll show you my business, trust me there’s nothing like it

    By SadieZmith,
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  24. What does Duke Ellington have in common with beef Wellington? Both got those tasty licks

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  25. Is that a banana in your pocket or just a big ole dick?

    By SteveT_Holmeskins,
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