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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He guards galaxies, I eat Milky Ways. Chris Pratt and I have a lot in common.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. My evil plan begins by getting Michael Keaton to say Beetlejuice three times.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 318 views

  3. These 18 rats don't belong to me, madam, but we are good friends.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 285 views

  4. I swear this lotion is for my dry knees.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 303 views

  5. Everything I've done I've done for me, son.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. The Duchess of Cambridge is a milf, the Queen of England is a quilf.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Spring has sprung, I said in March as my mattress broke. A catchphrase haiku.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Call me old fashioned...James Old Fashioned.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Why are you listening to this catchphrase, don't you know Lobsterfest is happening for a limited time?

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. My Schwarzenegger DVD set was defective and had to be returned to the manufacturer. It was a total recall.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 265 views

  11. Molly Ringwald and Judd Nelson, part of a complete Breakfast Club

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. "Tomato squeezins for all seasons", my catsup catchphrase didn't catch praise.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 347 views

  13. Just the right amount of comedy with twice the amount of onomatopoeia

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. I don't eat meat cuz it's my roast belief

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. he said 'Hesiod' by the sea shore, while she sets hair nets beside him while he snores

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. lo and behold: margeret cho spans the globe

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Escalator? I'd rather use the EscaNOW

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. Of course I warned you to duck! What else could I have possibly meant when I yelled, "Spring is in the Air!"?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. I come from a lineage of very cool grandmothers. My nana's nana's nana, yes you heard right, my nana's nana's nana got jiggy wit it.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. Jesus of Nazareth he was sneezin' his bladder up as Zack of Zaragosa yacked up bile with bits of samosa

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. If love is a battlefield, then I'm going to need someone from the National Park Service to come over and evaluate my bed for landmark status.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 447 views

  22. Coming soon—Jason Corn in THE CORN SUPREMAIZECY. It will blow your ears off. JULY 2018.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 270 views

  23. Please turn to page 17 of The History of Scottish Montenegro and read aloud: “Angus McLiverneck first planted corn in the Dubrovko Valley in 1615…”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Hey Jimmy you’re so fine you’re so fine you crack my corn Hey Jimmy! (clap clap) Hey Jimmy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I'm sorry Ms. Etheridge but I guess I misheard your lyrics, let me go get some Windex.

    By Shampoodler,
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