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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never date subordinates at work. Aside from the ethical issues, it’s always awkward when they remind you to sign their time card in the shower.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. The setup to the car joke said to the payoff: "I'll race you to the punchline I hope you like Hawaiian."

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. I can’t get it up. My wife is fed up. We’re The Flaccid The Furious.

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. If you’re listening on Earth, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. If you’re listening on Glaktor 7, welcome to Comedy Pew Pew.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. Home of the world famous Lauren Lapkus prom invitation catchphrase rejection

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. Mickey Mouse’s closet is ten square feet with round shoes

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Nothing but obscure Star Wars references and rathtar hunting in the twon ketee system

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Yo mamma’s so fat I’m genuinely concerned for her health and well-being she’s such a lovely lady.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. Greetings from the present if you're listening to this in the future. If you're listening to this in the past, say hi to Abe Lincoln for me.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. Knock, Knock. Whose hair? I don't know, but I'm not paying for this soup.

    By Treasonable,
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  11. Bill, bored of all the billboards, placed his car note on the bill board, while a duck with a bill boarded a flight that disappeared over Paraguay

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  12. Marvelous night for a moondance my ass. Call me when you graduate meterology school Van Morrison.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. A tombstone is just a permanent status update if you think about it

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. If you love comedy, you'll like us.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. We play all your favorite Rolling Stones hits. Satisfaction guaranteed.

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. For heaven's sake, Gabriel, these pearly gates could use a new coat of paint.

    By McCoy and Dillon,
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  17. if the need to cheat exceeds your worn beliefs so you bequeath a needless tease with no receipt its seems to me whats best for thee's retreat

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. theyll surely sue ya for brisco downey jnr, but you're safe and clear with hercules: the college years

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Do you think Papa John is upset that Jimmy John didn't go into pizza?

    By BerlockBones,
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  20. Lenny Kravitz's momma also said "What are you doing in the bathroom that takes so long?" but you don't hear him singing about THAT.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. In retrospect, the detective’s circumspect inspection of the injected reject henpecked prefect and now I’m just copying words from a rhyme website

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. We had joy, we had fun, we had raisins on a bun.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. If Rene Magritte had taken my suggestion, things might have gone very differently for my levitating corn startup.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Have you noticed that EVERY SCENE of Hee Haw has corn in it? And boobs? Corn and boobs...mmmmmmmmmm.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. A priest, the letter G, and a corn cob walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this a joke with corn added to extend a recurring catchphrase theme?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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