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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In a “Junior” type medical miracle, Jack Johnson and Sufjan Stevens are now the proud parents of Surfjam Stevens.

    By DaveSheir,
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  2. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill came back, no sign of Jack and no investigation was conducted.

    By DaveSheir,
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  3. Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke his head. The monkeys learned nothing and one by one they died.

    By DaveSheir,
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  4. Some say it's a sign of the times but I just call it a clock

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  5. Juju does the double shoe and Kevin gets it cracking on today's "Walking Inside the Outside Sidewalk"

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  6. Everytime God closes a door, he opens windows and surfs pornhub

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  7. Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, but he refuses to admit he has obsessive-compulsive disorder

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  8. Heaven's to Betsy! Come in Agent Betsy! Do you read me?!

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  9. Teach a man to fish and he'll steal all the god-damned Cod right out from under your nose. Try to enjoy your Lenten feast then, asshole!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. If you're in the market for the longest gourds in the tri-county area, look no further than "Tall F. Pumpkins"

    By ChronicTheHedgehog,
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  11. Girl, my wood's so long that Bart Simpson be all like Ay-Ca-lumber

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. It's been twelve years and I still can't drink a Shasta without clenching my butthole.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. You never hear about young hags.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Possession is nine tenths of the law. A pot-session is nine tents on the lawn.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  15. They say I'm my own worst enemy which is disappointing because I'd hoped my worst enemy would be more attractive

    By DaveSheir,
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  16. Please understand that this new obsession of yours, collecting vintage jumpsuits, is inherently classist. They'll see right through you, cavorting aro

    By DaveSheir,
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  17. Spoiler alert: it was beneath the sundial marked AURUM SUB.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Hi, I’m Shut Upperman, corn-caster extraordinaire, and on today’s show, we’ve got an entrepreneur. Again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Suggested user names for new submitters: The Pelican Queef; The Pound and the Furry; Slumcat Thousandaire; The Corn Supremaizecy. You‘re welcome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. samsung's ceo just lost his hair!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Now is the winter of our discontent, so I made hot cocoa for our whiny asses.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. There is no new catchphrase this week, what's up hotdog?

    By RickToTheE,
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  23. Extortion attempts foiled by a tepid broth, hath no fear

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. If I was a Hitman I would beat my meat like it owed me money.

    By EyesInThePainting,
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  25. Every camera at a Kiss concert is a kiss-cam.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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