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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 285 views

  2. Young Anthony Bagofdonuts dreamed of being a horticulturist, but life had other plans.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 318 views

  3. He set forth into the barren wasteland on the heels of the cloven-hoofed beast. A warrior. A searcher. A bucket of year old yogurt.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 288 views

  4. so if i take the red pill obamacare dies? then who'll pay for my red pills?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 340 views

  5. I fly my own airplane, and I have since 1960. I rarely fly anywhere other than my own airplane.

    By MommysBaklava,
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    • 216 views

  6. Smegma was a ruler during the reign of the Parthian Empire. Wait that's not right. Smegma is a secretion that occurs on the foreskin...

    By MommysBaklava,
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    • 301 views

  7. Totes McGoats, but don't ghost with my toast.

    By MommysBaklava,
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    • 250 views

  8. I’m rubber and you’re glue. No, wait—I’ll be glue this time, and you be slingshot and five pounds of dried corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 277 views

  9. Hi, I’m one-named podcast phenom Squawckerman, and on today’s show we’ve got Latvian corn magnate Pablo Snotrocket!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  10. And now it’s time for a little something we like to call “corn”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 267 views

  11. Continued disparagement of the McLiverneck name on this so-called “comedy show” will result in the discontinuation of all corn-related catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 2 replies
    • 505 views

  12. Ancient Egyptian curses aside, that was one jolly-good expedition, eh chaps?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 349 views

  13. 'Twats written in the stars...wait no. I read that wrong. Twat's written on the stairs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 341 views

  14. fletch lives in Iowa now -

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 315 views

  15. be ye man, trans or tampon fan ready ye're selves for the best com-pod in the land:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 329 views

  16. I dared to use Nair on my mohair underwear. Now I'm mighty tidy in my tighty whities.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 348 views

  17. There may be a ghost in the machine, but there's definitely a severed finger gumming up the works. Stop production on #5 boys!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 335 views

  18. You can lead a horse to water, but they're awful hard to drown.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 353 views

  19. My gluten hoard exploded when people started giving it away for free everywhere! Yatzee!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 348 views

  20. Piccadilly Square is actually more of a kumquat which is why my pillows are made from heart medication.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 350 views

  21. Time is the fire in which we burn...Our S'mores!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 332 views

  22. Durrrrr, I'm Betty Crockerman and I just learned to use the MikeRowePhone! Welcome to Sodomy Chain Gang! Durrrrrr!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
    • 1 reply
    • 485 views

  23. It's not quite as funny as the scriptures foretold.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 302 views

  24. Puberty separates the men from the boys

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 385 views

  25. my future's so bright i gotta push it real good

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 377 views
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