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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sir! Alms for the poor does not mean almonds and almonds is not slang for your testicles, now please remove them from the collection plate.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. No lube, no problem! Cream cheese aims to please!

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. Note to my fellow library patrons: Annals of Ancient Greece is a vastly different book than Anals of Ancient Greece.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. I hate to settle, but I have this covered wagon so....

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Heynong, dugong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. The heart of rock and roll is still beating...in the silence, it elicits within me a dread terror! ‘Twas me! I did the deed! Why? I wanted a new drug!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Welcome to Comedy Corned Beef Bagel Bang—I’m your host, Miracle Whippleman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 315 views

  8. Not all who wander are lost, but all who launder are WASPs

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  9. even at heynongman, you let it go, you let the moment fly ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 379 views

  10. Daddy Bong-Legs: The Ultimate Party Spider

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Jezebel's messy smells

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. One can't help but wonder if Shakespeare's sister was perhaps referred to as an Avon Lady.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Guys, I've been in a coma since early October 2011. How did Steve Jobs take the big Qwikster switch?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. A slim, tapered fit, a zipper that stays put... and your freedom Jean Genie. My third wish is for your freedom.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Check this out! "Now That's What I Call a Spicy Meatball Volume 6"! All your favorite 1969 Alka-Seltzer ad campaigns in one compact disc!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Once I was afraid, I was petrified but now I am in the National History Museum.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  17. If the sun were the moon it will be night time right now great now I'm sleepy.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  18. If the shoe doesn't fit, take a machete to your foot.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  19. no i didnt have to let it linger but i did anyway because i knew it'd bug the shit out of you

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Frodo and a GoPro in a dojo toe-to-toe with that mofo Modo, throwin' blows at his foes that's when the hobo mojo shows.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  21. I can't wait to tell my first guest that their letter from Hogwarts has arrived!

    By The_Voblex_Jr,
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  22. I think I've died and gone to paradise city. The grass is SO green here!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 557 views

  23. Mothra-stafari rollin' up a fattie blunt to smoke wit' Godzilla Mon

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. I'll take Link in the stink and Zelda in the smell, bra

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 388 views

  25. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a blah for a blah—this is boring. Let’s up the stakes. I’ll give you a toe for a boob.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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