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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. James fractured maize, and it matters not to me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. I’m as busy as a one-legged man in a gnawing-your-one-remaining-leg-off contest.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 289 views

  3. They say write what you know, but I know they mean write what I say, gnome sayin' ?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Alls that glitters sticks it up shitters

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. If I ever start a newspaper, I think I'll call it the Christian Science Merrimack.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. Technically, foxes aren't crazy. It's usually just rabies.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. It's the podcast where we make fun with group sex participants, that's right it's Comical Gang Bangs with your host Gott's Cockin'em

    By dudledok,
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  8. Sure, this is bad but it's gonna be even worse later when I'm TRYING to take a big nasty dump and a silent little fart comes out.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. It appears this criminal was a douchebag, and this trail of Axe body spray is just the vaping gun we need to bring him down.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Where do babies come from? Why, from their tiny baby penises, of course.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. There's nothing creepy about about hiding a bowl of pea soup in someone's house.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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  12. Father, daughter, mother, brother, sister, cousin!

    By Guest Dead Body,
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  13. Good things do happen to good people, but not all the time.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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  14. Mock Lesnar's still repped hard by Paul Heynongman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Two wrongs don't make a baby. Wrongs don't have sex organs.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  16. It’s 3:22am. Creepalong Bob is standing outside your open window, staring at you and flossing his dark green incisors with a strand of corn silk. What

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. it's Deputy Chief Inspector Deck to you bitches

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Today I went face to face with greatness, it was awkward because greatness was a close talker.

    By dhxlive,
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  19. I've been making ends meet, the bacon, and money hand over fist. It is a mess in here.

    By dhxlive,
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  20. either its christmas morning 1985 or im completely on the spectrum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. At times, I found it uplifting. Others times it really let me down. All in all, it was a pretty cool see-saw.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. A lonely frog in an abandoned train yard whose best friend just died. It starts to rain rain.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Strawberry fields as long as I'm gettin' mine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. I heard her say that her heresy was hearsay.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. As Iowa’s most feared mob enforcer, Bob “The Cob” Gobaldi was known for his signature “Cedar Rapids Slow Death”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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