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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Milton the Onomatopoeic Insulter. Milton the Onomatopoeic Insulter who? Yo momma’s a fat moo cow whore MOOO! MOOOOO!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Bawwitdabaw?! I specifically ordered the Baw with a SIDE of Baw, you dumb son-of-a-bitch!

    By Chickenpaddy,
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  3. Catchphrase

    By Chickenpaddy,
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  4. I wanna pull the hairs from your mole in the worst way.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. I'm sorry, madam, but the early bird special is for the living and your husband's lips are blue and saggy.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. If Monty Python was right, and every sperm is sacred, then I'm looking at a few billion counts of heresy.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. When you said we were having Spam for dinner, I didn't expect bowls full of junk email.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. Don't confuse my intense eye contact for interest in your story. I'm just trying not to stare at your amazing cleavage.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. her soggiest zones, more like

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. my belief in tea leafs reveals peals of laughter grafters

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Everything was going great for Kevin Kline but it all started to go downhill when he suddenly changed his name to Kev D. Kline.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. For the last time, I'm hearing you completely clearly, I just don't believe they put loose seal balls on TV in the 1950s.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. I am Batman... Not the famous one, but I do shit in a cave.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. My own mama accused me of murder. I cried and I cried and I cried, but that don't mean I'm gonna stop holdin' her hair while she pukes.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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  15. My own mama accused me of murder. I cried and I cried and I cried, but that don't mean I'm gonna stop holdin' her hair while she pukes. My knees are s

    By Guest Dead Body,   
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  16. Wiseman once say gugu gaga cuz hey we all been babies.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. For those about to rock; please practice proper hearing safety and put some earplugs in.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. "Wolf cannon" is the name of my band, my lifestyle, my wolf cannon, and my religion.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  19. My question for John lennon is this: Her??

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. I was in the right place, but I must have punched the wrong mime.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. I've attached the sensors to the monkey. He's attached the sensors to me. We're both anxiously waiting for the president's orders.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  22. Chiggidy check yourself before you Shrek yourself. Big green ogres are bad for your healf.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  23. Would you rather hear this catchphrase? OR, all animals hate you, and they can kickbox.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  24. You can lead a horse to water but you can only watch em sink

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  25. uninhibited inhabitants hitherto in pyjama pants harangue a gang of dingdongs

    By KrangkaDelic,
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