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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Our relationship lasted as long as Luke’s tail gunner on Hoth. I say it didn’t work because of our schedules, she said it was the Star Wars references

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. Time is a flat circle, but coasters are also flat circles, soooo kiss my butt, Nietzsche.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. grip yer hipsters blisters 'n flip yer sisters scriptures: it's Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. How much Chuck could a Chuck-puck huck if a Chuck-puck had NBC On Demand?

    By Fabio's Socks,
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  5. The opposite of reading.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. you simply must meet my brother Manolo- did 40 in Chino with his cholo. whence in the pokie his voice went all croaky now he sounds like that pal of

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I won't use the show to get political, but I will use this yoga mat to get pilatecal.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. The gals at the hair salon call me child-size white bread turkey, how do they know what my favorite sandwich is?

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. On today's show, the ethical implications of Jewish people watching films with Kevin Bacon in it. We'll be taking your calls to discuss.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. You have everything I look for in a woman. Relatively clean ear canals.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. Better butter betters better bet on better butter

    By zdonnenberg,   
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  12. Something in the way she moves, reminds me of young Danny Glover.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. The melodies, the felonies, some jellybeans, and the bourgeoisie

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  14. There exists a duality among all things: yin, yang; man, woman; cat, dog; air, water; butter, margarine; shirt, pants; left sock, right sock;

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  15. Marionettes playing clarinets? Mannequins playing mandolins? The mind-numbing insanity of this situation is simply too great, I commit ritual Seppuku!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  16. I will not have it; I simply won't have it! A nun with a rabbit all up in MY habit!?

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  17. Did I stutter, Clarice? Put the GoPro on the squid.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. shhhhh

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. I find it auspicious that your corn is delicious; ‘twould be quite propitious were it also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Now that the national anthem is over, you can put ALL CAPS BACK ON. YEAH, CLEARLY, THIS IS A VISUAL CATCHPHRASE, SORRY.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. What’s up, Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. The laughter in my soul is the comedy, the bang bang is the beat beat of my heart.

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. “First she broke my heart, and then she broke my liver” from the album “Diggin’ with the Lord’s Shovel” by Mississippi Trim. It’s the...

    By Justa Punn,
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  24. Keep a rag handy for when April throes upon us

    By Justa Punn,
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  25. "Girl you so sweet, you gave my heart diabetes" from "Galactic Caligula's Space Temptation" by Winston DuPree & The Velveteen Heartbeats. It’s the...

    By Justa Punn,
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