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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The burn of her perfume was familiar to his eyes, not that it smelled bad, she was just extrasensory. I’m Matthew McConaughey.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. Just got a new car, it’s a Lewis from England and a stick shift. So if you wanna grab coffee I’ll pick you up in a manual Lewis.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. CBB: Promising more uncomfortable metaphors than an incestuous romantic comedy penned by Charlie Kaufman and directed by Jerry Seinfeld

    By dog_in_space,
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  4. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your neighbor's Schnauzer away from your lawn gnomes.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Where there's a will there's a clearly delineated plan for asset distribution.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. Scott Aukerman is like Oklahoma cocaine - stepped on by everyone and enjoyed by no one

    By dog_in_space,
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  7. folks: I'm here all weekend. OH NO.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I just flew in on United and boy are my arms broken.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I knew this guy from Nantucket whose penis was so remarkably large in proportion to his torso length that he could fellate himself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Speaking a mouthful of diamonds in a podcast catchphrase is equal to a bag of sand in real life – Friedrich Nietzsche, 1879

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. It’s the month’s first day, and you know what they say? Stand the edge of April and ask the month to come, for it just May.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. I love pudding, or as I call it dessert soup.

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. A picture is worth a thousand words, unless it's a picture of Lauren Lapkus in which case I'm going to need to borrow a dictionary.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. It’s not every day you get to crouch under the hot, knowing glare of Stanley “The Tooch” Tucci. It’s almost every day!

    By Cafe59,
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  16. Being tired and alone is still no reason not to bone!

    By Bigsmak,
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  17. my catchphrase brings all the boys to the yard, they're like "this one was a reach"

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  18. You never give me your money, you only give me your Donny Draper.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Every night i Photoshop a new picture of the Property Brothers kissing

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  20. My new favorite commercial is where the lady referee ALSO eats the Jamie Lee Curtis poop yogurt

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  21. I'm just an abandoned factory standing in front of a heavy metal band asking them to take pictures inside of me

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. CBB Music fact: In that Van Halen song when they say: “Go ahead and jump!” they’re really saying: “Gordon Jump!” as the song is about the actor.

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. I want to love without fear. I want to love with the bravery of a man who can hear the footsteps of his last heartbeat approaching.

    By Justa Punn,
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  24. If my Papa was a rollin' stone and my Mama was a Toblerone, how was I conceived if my father fucked a candy bar?

    By Tickle The Grundle,
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  25. This is the greatest podcast in the world period…space…beginning of new sentence…is something I hope someone says about my show exclamation point

    By Justa Punn,
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