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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t call it a come back, that was just premature ejaculation.

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 370 views

  2. In a “Junior” type medical miracle, Jack Johnson and Sufjan Stevens are now the proud parents of Surfjam Stevens.

    By DaveSheir,
    • 0 replies
    • 394 views

  3. 'host' rhymes with ghost crimes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 442 views

  4. We provide the treats for the people in the cheap seats - the kind that give your mom the creeps and come seeping through your sheets.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 357 views

  5. That David S. Pumpkins song is the worst music to get a hand job to. That’s your CBB Dating Tip of the day.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 420 views

  6. Get a room you two!!!!

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 444 views

  7. Lincoln? He's on my Mount Rushmore

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 379 views

  8. There's nothing more ridiculous than a Leprechaun with a red dick

    By lapubell,
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    • 372 views

  9. Home of the World Famous Lauren Lapkus prom proposal catchphrase rejection, wanna grab coffee instead catchphrase replacement

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 541 views

  10. Live from Echo Park, Echo Park, Echo Park, Echo Park. Sorry about that just had a mild stroke.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 340 views

  11. Are you asking if I’m the rapper Fo’ Real or if I’m real? Because either way the answer is yes, obviously.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 422 views

  12. Thanks for tuning in to my catchphrase, now stay tuned for an all new Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 432 views

  13. My brother from another mother and my sister from another mister have an incestuous relationship.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 400 views

  14. I've never felt more alive than that sweet summer night I spent making love to Magic Johnson under the stars, because now I have AIDS.

    By Jack Johnson P.I.,
    • 6 replies
    • 1824 views

  15. The man, looking at his flab, prayed to god for washboard abs. Growing sad, getting up to grab his white flag...

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
    • 1 reply
    • 519 views

  16. the glowing popes zoetrobes of eskimos in risqué clothes were too on the nose for Frank and his bros

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 378 views

  17. No, he’s not French, Stewart. Neither is Patrick, Stewart. He’s English. Also, you’re head is shaped like a football.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 370 views

  18. You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you lube it up with some creamed corn, that’s what it’s all about.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 322 views

  19. Whoze corn nutz? Deez corn nutz. Datz whoze.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 473 views

  20. I don't know which is wurst, liver or brat!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 429 views

  21. may you die bonerless and with child - yet may your autumns be mild

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 379 views

  22. Pardon me ma'am, but you caught my eye from across the room, and I'm gonna need that little sucker back.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 301 views

  23. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, or, better idea - just stop insisting on being hand-fed.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 299 views

  24. She wears high heels you rub her feet, that’s the sacred pact gentlemen. Spread these words like the holiest of butter.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 566 views

  25. What I have to say goes without saying so I won’t

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 531 views
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