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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why would anyone want the world on a plate? It's round put it in a bowl, idiots!

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. She asked me if I had any STD’s, I said none that I’m aware of but I still have that free U2 album on my iTunes I don’t know how to get rid of.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. Quit your fussin' and squirmin' about...mama's got your dang ol' dong in her mouth!!!

    By Wisemania,
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  4. If your Playstation 4skin won't eject try blowing on it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. That Kaiser in disguise there lungin' low near the gyser exclaims: 'ouch das ist heyser!!'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. I’ll always love you, I’ll never be an apologist. When you shot me your first glance, cupid shot my heart like John Wilkes Booth as a cardiologist.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. So long suckies I am moving to the Yukon and opening up a cold dog stand!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. My name is Scott Aukerman and if you believe that I have some Swamp Thing comics I can sell you!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. If you want to be the toast of the town you need a lot of bread....and a toaster that makes money.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. When April throes upon us, catch a phrase!

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. He’s a world-renowned soap sculpture artist who’s always outraged about everything. This week on the premier episode of: Soapist.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. It may be true that you've been through the desert on a horse, but he has a name and it's beautiful.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  13. The Brigadier General stuck his rigid, sheer genitals in my whippet's seared Beneful

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. Both of the "Bs" in BB King stand for "Burger"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. I'm a watercycle denier

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Bagels on bagels on bagels on bagels

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. He said “Hello, is there anybody in there?” I said “Help! I need somebody, help!” Firefighters sure pick the worst times to discuss music.

    By Justa Punn,
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  18. by 3.15 east coast time i'll have buried 14 nuns alive, insulted minnie driver's bride and pulled apart a hyper drive

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Everyday is Easter under every chicken's keister

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Polishing a turd never smelled this damn fine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. I've been thinking about growing a beard. Or buying one I haven’t decided yet.

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. Today’s CBB Book recommendation: The Lin-Kin Bhyo Lincoln bio. Link in bio.

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. If you hear "welcome to comedy bang bang" after these words are done, then you just heard my catchphrase son.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. If you haven’t seen the new Fast & Furious movie SPOILER ALERT! Most of the cars have them.

    By Justa Punn,
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  25. Saw a TV listing called “Soups and Smoothie” and thought it was a documentary about an old jazz duo. But it was just an infomercial for a blender.

    By Justa Punn,
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