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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we cut out donuts and cheese.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. My first job was working at Penthouse magazine. I was slingin ten cent tang tug-tent to get gents spent for rent.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. We’ve got sex acupuncturist Dr. Richard Chinch, the world’s smallest Santa St. Nucleus, and 80’s glam rocker Gary Nebulon all not on today’s…

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. I’m going to cape cod this summer. I mean if nobody capes those cod, their comic con is going to be pretty boring.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. “excellence is in the price of the trick” – Harry Houdini & Harry Hoedini

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. I'd rather be stripped to the waist than dissed and disgraced.

    By philosoraptor21,
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  7. After the party, it's the after party and after the party it's the after party and after the party I have no mouth but I must scream

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  8. Wu tang dudes in new brand shoes ran thru damn rude gangs rooms then thru ten cool mens pools in blue mens groups tan suits when two bangs move fans

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Home of the World Famous haven’t heard back from Lapkus about coffee, broposing to hang with Mantzoukas instead catchphrase replacement, replacement

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. Vomitoxin 4 life!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Not for the feint of heart, was the hot muggy heinous fart, some smart bloody anus art, and now for the shameless part.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  12. Reminder: the Paul F. Tompkins enamel pin is available in the Earwolf store! He looks great in his Sunday best, he’ll look great on your Sunday vest™

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. From brow to brim and tip to taint, it’s the encyclopedic compendium of all things Bang Bang. This is good improv, uh, comedy.

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. New CBB charity ‘food for thought’ to help starving writers in third world countries fight poetry. Please give today.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. Up your flying buttress and around the coronary heart disease growing near the aortic valve inside your left ventricle.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. Idle hands may be the devil’s playthings, but my right hand is nobody’s toy but mine #blisterinthesun #virginiacinco #getagrip

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. And verily, the Prince of Lies did infiltrate the land of the Mantzouka, and he was called Fourvelzebub, and he did stabbily smite dead the Recently R

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. We intended to pave the road to hell, but you know what they say about the plans of mice and men. Plus, mice tend to die in that kind of heat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. In our spare times we battle hair crimes, barter bootleg dog beware signs, and shoot some cute dead frog and bear vines, these two look like they're..

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  20. This? This means nothing. You and I? We can never be together. Don't look at me like that. Here, take this so you won't forget. Yep, it also has...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  21. Let's beat feet to Fleet Street for that famous meat treat!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. People who throw stones should make carefully considered real estate choices.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Why weren’t Christopher Plummer and Richard Drainpipe cast as the Mario Brothers? Those were the two best actor name puns for this joke in any genre.

    By Justa Punn,
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  24. She was cut from a cloth somewhere between leather and lace, the whiskey-eyed blonde whose kisses stuck to your teeth like burnt sugar #’fume 'mercial

    By Justa Punn,
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  25. How come they say ‘go stick your head up your ass’, and don’t say ‘put your headquarters in your hindquarters and make a dollar?’

    By Justa Punn,
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